HEY YOU DID YOU EAT BREAKFAST TODAY?? DID YOU KNOW IT'S AN IMPORTANT MEAL coffee is not a breakfast - ThreadSky

cakejumper.bsky.social • 3 days ago

HEY YOU

DID YOU EAT BREAKFAST TODAY??

DID YOU KNOW IT'S AN IMPORTANT MEAL

coffee is not a breakfast

Comments

rowie1311.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's okay, I drank 2 coffees

themaryunfaithful.bsky.social•2 days ago

Is a Cadbury’s cream egg breakfast? If so then yes, yes I did.

katrinathelamia.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is thinking really hard about making a bowl of instant oatmeat while staring at coffee breakfast?

benmoo.re•3 days ago

i... erm.... oh

coribori.bsky.social•3 days ago

Does it still count as breakfast if you've been up all night? When does it become dinner?

madorangeking.bsky.social•3 days ago

Grrrrr...caught me!

sooplexi.bsky.social•3 days ago

What if I have coffee on toast?

ash904.bsky.social•3 days ago

What about a cart some nic and bed rotting

kumimono.bsky.social•2 days ago

I ate 5 small eggs.

charlieharry.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is a piece of Easter chocolate a meal? Cause if yes…I did!

aoxxi.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm 44, my sour geek bar is breakfast. So's muh coffee. lol.

queen-lageekfah.bsky.social•2 days ago

nj2nc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Guilty as charged ☕️ ☕️
I prefer brunch 😊

tlc18.bsky.social•3 days ago

Coffee is indeed breakfast and it can also be lunch, dinner and a midnight snack (for those pulling an all nighter).

redroach67.bsky.social•3 days ago

Coffee is the best breakfast

nobraincells.bsky.social•3 days ago

Everyone's needs are different and it is a myth that this seed-based broth is not a meal

disturbedsunshine.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lies *sips ☕️ *

cjay73.bsky.social•3 days ago

No, your wrong. Coffee is everything.

whostoastisthis.bsky.social•3 days ago

What about a can of monster (zero sugar ovi)

diasena.itch.io•3 days ago

Coffee is some great breakfast though

bittablueing.bsky.social•3 days ago

Breakfast and coffee

coffeescott.bsky.social•3 days ago

Disagree ☕️☕️☕️

ms-marts.bsky.social•3 days ago

My every day latte has so much milk it counts as a cereal 🥣

thepick.bsky.social•3 days ago

Me: (Nods head thoughtfully as I drink coffee my for breakfast)

swagglebutt.bsky.social•3 days ago

"coffee is not a breakfast" I want to stamp that on the face of the author of a book I read, wherein the MC kept skipping meals and relying on the caffeine in her coffee to fill her up. The book is from 2008 and very "skinny=good, fat=bad" coded ☹️

greenboi.me•3 days ago

A handful of peanut m&ms counts right? It even goes well with the coffee

tatjanaskot.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's a start. And beginnings are vital. Good coffee can be very important.

pocketvenus.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's sustenance

julietreva.bsky.social•3 days ago

Best I can do is a slice of bread *and* coffee.

sinisternails1.bsky.social•2 days ago

But…it’s coffee…

*sigh* how about toast and some strawberries?

sultrynightmare.bsky.social•3 days ago

But... Coffee! 😩

breckwilhite.bsky.social•3 days ago

But, what about second breakfast? Pretty important, as well.

riman3.org•3 days ago

don't out me wtf

ziddchs.bsky.social•3 days ago

I did! Had a bowl of oats and raisins with milk, in case you were curious!

boguladekoms.bsky.social•3 days ago

I really never eat breakfast

teawhilewriting.bsky.social•3 days ago

Soft boiled egg and cottage cheese with sriracha

it-was-worl.bsky.social•3 days ago

chef boyardie ravioli is not either but it was for me

mango467.bsky.social•3 days ago

I had weetabix with shreddies as toppings this morning, my gut is in a bad place

sommelierdepizza.bsky.social•3 days ago

today i woke up late today and i’m leaving without eating my breakfast 😭

ricardowensley.bsky.social•2 days ago

Onion bhaji and lamb saomosa. Breakfast of kings

idoitowlet.bsky.social•3 days ago

no, sorry, I didn't, I just had coffee

my brain work bad, sorry

sirolfus.bsky.social•3 days ago

I had tea for breakfast

kikidevine.bsky.social•3 days ago

Do you have breakfast for tea?

elliek44.bsky.social•3 days ago

Coffee is first breakfast
Food is for second breakfast

ch3strr.bsky.social•3 days ago

no, i'm fasting today

marcuskelson.bsky.social•3 days ago

well that's where you're wrong...

henriflame.bsky.social•3 days ago

I eat coffee beans by the fistful, when my mouth is getting dry I chug on gallons of coffee and then proceed shove coffee beans in my mouth. This goes on for at least 3 hours in the morning until i am sated.

libelproof.bsky.social•3 days ago

What about two coffee?

cl.own.baby•3 days ago

shut up

coombutt.bsky.social•3 days ago

Get her ass cg

julietdomvile.bsky.social•3 days ago

Coffee is my pre-breakfast cocktail.

kirstennotkristen.bsky.social•3 days ago

Coffee and a cup of black tea? It’s a well-rounded caffeine selection

redpubdef.bsky.social•3 days ago

I did… but then I worked through lunch… Oops?

sojaro.com•3 days ago

Coffee sometimes has to be breakfast.

maconha-braba.bsky.social•3 days ago

I woke up late for college but still made sure to make a grilled cheese with A LOT of cream cheese and an iced coffee. I used to leave without eating if I woke up late and now I don't rush out and if I'm late to class I'll deal with it later.

mentally-mel.bsky.social•3 days ago

uh huh yup def didn't just have coffee for breakfast nope couldn't be me nuh uh

rokhausen.jeffbezosmicrowavingahotdog.com•3 days ago

does sertraline count?

redback4.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes for breakfast

savedbobca4921.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have a cury for breakfast

noahwhygodwhy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Coffee is a bean (fruit but shhh), which is basically a grain, roasted, and then mixed with milk. I'm basically eating cheerios and milk for breakfast