This is crazy. Their gonna replace the actual strategic minds in the military with roided out SEAL cosplayers and we're totally gonna get invaded by China and Russia - ThreadSky

coachfinstock.bsky.social • 199 days ago

This is crazy. Their gonna replace the actual strategic minds in the military with roided out SEAL cosplayers and we're totally gonna get invaded by China and Russia

Reposted from Parker Molloy

Trump apparently just named Fox News host Pete Hegseth his secretary of defense?

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sturmyweather.bsky.social•199 days ago

Mr Sulu, shields down

alwaysagoodday.com•199 days ago

They won’t pass the clearance checks but it probably won’t matter.

greyspectre.bsky.social•199 days ago

“Red Dawn is my favorite movie, very special, always enjoy it when Paula Shore chases the quiet submarine with Darth Vader.” - Demented J. Shitgibbon

brittexkavi.bsky.social•199 days ago

Psychopathic stupidity.

peaopoe.bsky.social•198 days ago

Honestly, feel like we kind of deserve to be

akleiman25.bsky.social•198 days ago

They’re

markdrebert.bsky.social•199 days ago

Canada. It's our time.

pastbriton.bsky.social•199 days ago

Christ do I have to learn a new alphabet?

gulledac87.bsky.social•196 days ago

Learn Russian

pastbriton.bsky.social•196 days ago

Ya I need to wrap my brain around a new alphabet for that. Ugh.

gulledac87.bsky.social•196 days ago

It's not really that hard. The alphabets are quite easy compared to Chinese or Hebrew. Just Google "why Russian is easy to learn" and check one of the first sites explaining it. Very very easy, I was likeyou. Yet to start, trynna learn Português from Portugal now

pastbriton.bsky.social•196 days ago

I learned Yiddish, so I did learn a new alphabet for that and it actually was fine. That was 20 years ago, and I have been wanting to learn Korean.

tom4okstate.bsky.social•198 days ago

In the Chinese pla upper ranks they gotta be popping champaign.

jacquivotesblue.bsky.social•199 days ago

ladylinds.bsky.social•199 days ago

Surely all those people with guns will help us, right?

hoodpolloi.bsky.social•199 days ago

Pfft. We prob gonna get fucked up by Denmark for reckless eyeballing Greenland.

lumpypeaches.bsky.social•199 days ago

If the project is no longer national defense but rather, suppressing people at home, then they've made the right choice for that.

noahjnelson.com•199 days ago

It’s so fucking dumb.

ulthanon.bsky.social•198 days ago

man honestly at this point I think China would be an upgrade

gulledac87.bsky.social•196 days ago

It's prophetic according to some sources. Prophecy is coming to pass it seems

casualobserver.bsky.social•198 days ago

Why bother invading when they can just watch us tear ourselves apart?

nfinch.bsky.social•199 days ago

He doesn't believe in germs. I guess germ warfare is out?

cyanescens.bsky.social•199 days ago

Nah, see, we’ve got a secret weapon in this Hegstreth guy: he’s a walking biological weapon—hasn’t washed his hands in over a decade! He finagles Xi into a meeting to reduce rising tensions, they shake hands. 2 days later Xi’s in intensive care for simultaneous cholera, e coli & hepatitis infections

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