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slothropsmap.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I’ve never seen a living man look so dead

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sapphireq.bsky.social•1 day ago

He looks like he’s channeling Luigi.

newhouse.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let's dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

gdivinetz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump basically announced Rubio will be taking one for the team when things go badly. One wonders what they consider bungling matters of state.

jcharleshood.bsky.social•1 day ago

He should resign and make a big show out of it

voncey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Empty suit, empty soul.

lynda73.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sold his soul to the devil.

dandeedee.bsky.social•1 day ago

He made this face after Trump's veiled threat of "If it doesn't work out we know exactly who to blame"

This is a guy with a noose around his neck and pissing his pants

wadethetrex.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are we sure he's alive? Maybe they did a Weekend at Bernie's sorta thing.

mikedropnews.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe he's our Luigi.

randomcranium.bsky.social•1 day ago

There is one way he could reclaim some of his dignity (he doesn't have the balls)

natsechobbyist.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do we know if he’s real? Maybe he’s a hologram or android?

lil-lam.bsky.social•1 day ago

Rubio in December

slothropsmap.bsky.social•1 day ago

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slothropsmap.bsky.social•1 day ago

Rubio is the closest thing this administration has to a normal human being and lately you can actually watch as moral rot sets into the lines of his face whenever he’s on TV.

nathanarizona.bsky.social•1 day ago

Increasingly decaying visage like an evil Fable protagonist

brandtonwithad.bsky.social•1 day ago

My continued opinion is that Trump hired him so that he could fire him and then he’d no longer be in the senate. His final humiliation

holgate.permanent.red•1 day ago

Rubio should have known that being chair of Senate Intel was the best it would ever be for him. (And he obviously enjoyed Knowing The Secrets.)

hammbear2024.bsky.social•1 day ago

There’s something in Rubio that allows him to realize he’s the bad guy and he hates it.

slothropsmap.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think this is exactly the right read.

hammbear2024.bsky.social•1 day ago

It never stops him from doing the bad things, it may even drive it more, but he hates himself over it.

salthegeek.bsky.social•1 day ago

He just realized why everyone in the senate voted for him.

ahuihou.org•17 hours ago

Rubio looks like he got privy to Orange Ruzzian’s plan to nuke Iran, and lil Marco doesn’t want to make history for being a mass murderer.

lucystag.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why sell out so hard if you're just going to die inside?

scotian.bsky.social•1 day ago

just now noticing how odd Rubio's ears look from this angle

galalefey.bsky.social•1 day ago

El pendejito Marco

hamantaschendog.bsky.social•1 day ago

TFW you know you’re gonna end up like Ribbentrop

kladdagh.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is Marco OK?
We should have someone check in on him.

dangrously.bsky.social•1 day ago

he thought he would be president by now.

danielnorman.net•1 day ago

I’ve never seen a man who earned it as much as little Marco has

cccrose.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wait. Are you thinking Rubio might have a conscience?

countessemilia.bsky.social•1 day ago

sasskitty.bsky.social•1 day ago

looking at that photo I’m hearing “Mad World”

🎶all around me are familiar faces🎵

acreed.bsky.social•1 day ago

As @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social said, “he is man who has realized he is going to hell”

countessemilia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good

mbradley.bsky.social•1 day ago

Except for last Friday.

bigsteven.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fuck him.

I hope every waking moment of his life is trump dog walking him on repeat in his mind.