On my first day in office as Federation President I will impose a 25% tariff on the Gamma Quadrant until they halt the flow of Ketracel White into the Alpha Quadrant. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #StarTrek - ThreadSky

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realguldukat.bsky.social • 93 days ago

On my first day in office as Federation President I will impose a 25% tariff on the Gamma Quadrant until they halt the flow of Ketracel White into the Alpha Quadrant. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #StarTrek

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klingon-approved.bsky.social•93 days ago

Ah yes, capitalism

lazzie.bsky.social•93 days ago

I'm loyal. I believe in the Dominion!

travey.bsky.social•93 days ago

Sleepy Jean Luc was soft on borders!

orlagibbons.bsky.social•93 days ago

Don't back down, 25% is a small price to pay. Sure people might starve or become homeless but they can always join the Cardassian military and serve on the front... 😜

dirtibit.bsky.social•93 days ago

I think it would strain Starfleet resources to enforce such tariffs. I.e. the Bajoran wormhole.

cyneheard.bsky.social•93 days ago

But the Sisko and Rom have secured the border with the Gamma Quadrant by striking a no-trade deal with the Prophets and deploying a Big, Beautiful Wall Of Self-Replicating Mines - there is no flow of Ketracel White.