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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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“Senator? You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: everything.”
“You’re a funny man, Sully. I like you. I hope you’ll kill me last.”
Sarah Connor and Kyle meet in nightclub.
“ Come with me if you want to live “ says Kyle.
Sarah grabs Kyles gun from his hand, then shoots him in the face.
“ I work for SkyNet now bitch “.
but then it's also a genius move if the goal is to completely demoralize the left. Time will tell..
"You can have my boots, my clothes and my motorcycle."
Watch!!!
Do!!!
https://bsky.app/profile/winterspolitics.bsky.social/post/3lkf2jig22c2q
I’ll be back….to help in any way I can
We need Steve Rodgers. We need captain america
Chuck : “tan-tan-taaaaaan!”
Because I’m totally ready to talk
What do you need?
I can be Shirley, if that’s what you need
Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in respect—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. And I for one, welcome our new Imperial overlords.