We've been receiving a lot of requests for us to answer this crucial question, and we are delighted to attempt to provide you with the information you need as to whether you can read braille with your clit.
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I'm finding the 'a' a bit disconcerting. Like, they're not talking about their own, but also talking in general, as if they have one in mind that they might train against its will...
Got me thinking. The anus has got quite a few nerve endings too.
You could make toilet paper with words of encouragement, like "You did good", "That was nice" "You make me hole" or "Aw I'm sorry I ate all that red meat baby"
I can’t be the only one who has the teensy, tiniest part of my brain that’s like “challenge accepted.” Im not going to. It sounds painful as stated and more effort than ultimately worth. But there is that 1%, and if someone DID do it successfully, it’d be a hell of an entry into a Guinness book.
I'm up to considering logistics and there might be a way to make it simple? but many small moving parts so some company that already makes delicate toys should figure it out lol
i'm still not going to, but it Is a Thought Experiment lol
Could use metal beads under the softer material, there was a brand that made a popular dildo that was metal inside with a latex exterior (i'm allergic so my shopping used to get in depth, its easier to avoid now)
If its the right kind of silicone-ish material, enough lube could make it feasible
The closest workable thing I’ve come with with is a device with a braille conveyor belt made of silicone, but the braille is like REALLY soft. This wouldn’t necessarily help with reading the spaces and keeping place though, but would uh…feel kinda nice. The question is can it go fast enough to be
First of all, it is important to establish parameters on the scope of this question. It is in fact two questions: can you read braille with your clitoris, and does this impact reading speed?
For the purpose of answering this question, we will assume that the OP means the clitoral glans. The glans is the only part of the clitoris which sticks out. The rest of it is beneath the skin of the vulva. Here's what the whole organ looks like; the glans is at the top.
OP is quite correct in their understanding that the glans of the clitoris has 10,000 nerve endings. The 8,000 nerve endings figure is a myth based on cow clitorises (more on this here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/109478463013137768)
Braille, for those of you who do not know this, is a tactile writing system consisting of raised characters which is usually read by the fingers. However, if a braille reader does not have fingers, they can read using other parts of the body, often the toes or the lips.
In this regard, it would be perfectly possible to read braille with the clitoral glans, as braille does not inherently require fingers to read. However, there is a major caveat to this.
The actual answer to this question is no, as it is not only nerve ending density but the type of nerve endings that are important. Fingers have a lot of Merkel cell neurons and these are critical for resolving small features via touch. The Clitoris has very, very few of these.
I bet if you put a braille book on a dildo and inserted it, the part of the clitoris would be able read it just fine. Then read it again. Read it faster. Then read it harder and faster until you get to the end of the book. The stories' climax will be amazing.
I have, uh, discovered that it is possible to teach Morse Code by this method, but I should also say that I discovered you should choose your test subject carefully
…okay but could you create a secret message with braille microprinting with bumps that are so small that the finger cannot notice but can with the clitoris so you *have* to read it with the clitoral glans.
been stuck in a negative feedback loop with the news of... everything lately. this entire thread is magnificently ridiculous and I'm so very happy to have seen it today 😆
I told her, she laughed HARD, and then reminded me that since her most recent eye surgery, she can make out some large print, and has discovered she is also dyslexic in print! :D
the fact that men figured out 1) a cow has a clit and 2) how many nerve endings it has before they could figure out how to find a woman's says a lot about why society is the way it is today
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You could make toilet paper with words of encouragement, like "You did good", "That was nice" "You make me hole" or "Aw I'm sorry I ate all that red meat baby"
Paper.
Cuts.
Never did.
Maybe I am too careful in life.
i'm still not going to, but it Is a Thought Experiment lol
If its the right kind of silicone-ish material, enough lube could make it feasible
Fact or fiction though? That's the question.
i'm hoping to get at least one "you need to stop learning things" from my family.