Me: Hey, babe. I wanna get a Monstera plant.
Pat: I have a better idea!
Me: What?
Pat: Why don’t we just take a pair of scissors and cut up a bunch of dollar bills so we can skip right to the end to save time instead of watching a plant slowly die in our kitchen?
Me: …
Pat: It’s a good plan!
Pat: I have a better idea!
Me: What?
Pat: Why don’t we just take a pair of scissors and cut up a bunch of dollar bills so we can skip right to the end to save time instead of watching a plant slowly die in our kitchen?
Me: …
Pat: It’s a good plan!
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Me: ya know, I DO love flowers & if I wasn’t such a plant murderer, I would buy some.
Her: yup…
Me: as it stands I’d do just as well to just buy them & fling them out the window on the way home
Her: yup cuz u do be killing em😂😂😂
This could be happening in my house. I’m a well known plant murderer……
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just wonderin'
Like I know that's your dynamic, but still...
But, hey, I blame my gay boyfriends who taught me to shop for fabulous things lol
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I spend all my time being Schindler for house plants.
Keep pat.
Pat is good.
Girl has been growing through the ages and survived numerous disasters, including a cataclysmic collapse last year.
And now there's THREE OF HER, SHE CANT BE STO
My cat eats every plant it gains access to so I've needed to memorize every popular form of houseplant and whether I'm allowed to bring it home