NEW YORK (AP) — A Florida man has been charged with plotting to bomb the New York Stock Exchange this week, FBI says. - ThreadSky

birdiechiquita.bsky.social•102 days ago

A maga morón?

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vtmathteacher.bsky.social•102 days ago

Ahhhhh, I miss Florida Man

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cteaney.bsky.social•102 days ago

Typical

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seannie1215.bsky.social•102 days ago

Oh no not the stockbrokers !!! Think of the money

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gwayathat.bsky.social•102 days ago

Does he live at mar a lago

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trillgabi.bsky.social•102 days ago

The story of “The Florida Man” lives on

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demodirge.bsky.social•102 days ago

How is that worse than anything that Jamie Dimon has done to it?

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blackangst.bsky.social•102 days ago

#floridaman strikes again

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beautifullyme.bsky.social•102 days ago

Blow it up?!

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purplevh80.bsky.social•102 days ago

There is so much irony in this situation

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thatgirlsshe.bsky.social•102 days ago

These white Christian nationalists are becoming God-qaeda, omg. A Christian taliban.

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6ixth.bsky.social•102 days ago

facts… homegrown terrorists

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tckttime.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida, amiright?!

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cotardis.bsky.social•102 days ago

Always Florida

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likechriss.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida man strikes again.

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nottodayknees.bsky.social•102 days ago

No worries, a man from mar-a-lago has that covered with tariffs and dedollarisation

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topazscorpioma.bsky.social•102 days ago

The Supreme Court says he has immunity after January 20th though...

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itsjustinritch.bsky.social•102 days ago

Annex Florida immediately 🤦🏻‍♂️

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ratm818.bsky.social•102 days ago

I’d ask where he was radicalized but it says where he’s from…

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sausalitohippie.bsky.social•102 days ago

Of course he’s from Florida

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andalitebandit.bsky.social•102 days ago

Mmmm I dunno, it sounds kinda like a near-Tsarnaev repeat to me...

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5001297-florida-man-arrested-over-plot-to-bomb-nyse/

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mostlybread.bsky.social•102 days ago

Other than hurting people physically, that wouldn’t accomplish anything, right? I’m picturing a Tyler Durden idea of hurting the markets to ‘save us’ but that just wouldn’t do anything would it.

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forthemasses.bsky.social•102 days ago

Once I see Florida, the narration writes itself. 😏

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jukeboxaries.bsky.social•102 days ago

Oh Florida

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fabpaule.bsky.social•102 days ago

Is his surname Trump?

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stockslayer.bsky.social•102 days ago

Good idea to abolish the FBI. Who needs this kind of protection as a nation? Also, let's privatize the police depts so they can be bought. Why not, right?

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afrobatic.bsky.social•102 days ago

#Floridaman

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puddlezcraig.bsky.social•102 days ago

Should've plotted harder

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alpiefoto.bsky.social•102 days ago

Lies. A Florida man wouldn't point out NY on NY map.

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jimmyjamers.bsky.social•102 days ago

Was it Eric?

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superdupa.bsky.social•102 days ago

When a post starts with “A Florida man”, I know it’s going to be bad.

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thadeusk.bsky.social•101 days ago

It's a shame he didn't get to carry out his plan.

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power2thepeople.bsky.social•101 days ago

White MAGA Floridian. I didn’t even need to confirm the description. 😂

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osouless96.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida Man lore going crazy

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iwpj.bsky.social•102 days ago

Is he white?

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brygrn.bsky.social•102 days ago

😏😏😏

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ehs06702.bsky.social•102 days ago

Is fat meat greasy?

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cancelcultureclub.bsky.social•102 days ago

If the story includes a picture you know he isn’t

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mildloser.bsky.social•102 days ago

Go back to twitter.

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moshiemoshie.bsky.social•102 days ago

💀 🤣

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proleartthreat.bsky.social•102 days ago

Orange

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kjtorres.bsky.social•102 days ago

Most likely

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ectoplasmshampoo.bsky.social•102 days ago

You already know the answer

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6ixth.bsky.social•102 days ago

🙃

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ohgodwhat.bsky.social•102 days ago

He's just a silly little guy, let my man go

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diamondgod.bsky.social•102 days ago

on god, let mans go and be silly and goofy

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raoulguapo.bsky.social•102 days ago

It’s always something crazy when Florida man leads the post.

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ryanolohan.bsky.social•102 days ago

Why is it always Florida 😂

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stockslayer.bsky.social•102 days ago

It's one hell of a drug.

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debflimflam.bsky.social•102 days ago

Hired by Elon?

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whigmaker.bsky.social•102 days ago

Is he being charged with attempting to burn garbage without a permit?

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drrussell.bsky.social•102 days ago

More domestic terrorism stopped just before tragedy. Sometimes we get it right.

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gilliganisland.bsky.social•102 days ago

Sounds like something out of a Batman movie.

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robertflandrau.bsky.social•102 days ago

A Florida man, you say? By chance, did they report his name? Was his name Smith or Jones? Hmmm, I wonder…

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glengirl.bsky.social•102 days ago

I wager a white GOP supporter.

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grainsalt.bsky.social•102 days ago

It is always Florida.

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urbynlajiq.bsky.social•102 days ago

What was the end goal?!

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socialworkdiva.bsky.social•102 days ago

Always a Florida man

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kezziejam.bsky.social•102 days ago

Oh for goodness sake, what is wrong with these people?!

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surprisedface.bsky.social•102 days ago

Always frustrating when someone tries to blow their $LOAD too early

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aplantguy.bsky.social•102 days ago

Trump using the bathroom?

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matticus2.bsky.social•102 days ago

My distaste for Glenn Powell started with this scene.

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jordo2323.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida is crazier than Texas now.

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drivingrl.bsky.social•102 days ago

Texan here. Nah.

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doomscroll.bsky.social•102 days ago

Always has been

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railfangxy.bsky.social•102 days ago

…Now?

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tumors.bsky.social•102 days ago

average florida man:

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tossthecontroller.bsky.social•102 days ago

Yeah I’ve seen fight club

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iandeath.bsky.social•102 days ago

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drumheadz.bsky.social•102 days ago

Whenever Florida Man appears in a headline….

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assholeparadox.bsky.social•102 days ago

Wtf is wrong with people? Especially from Florida?

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fourshiggity.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida Man…

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jaredp82.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida man is the ultimate villain yet to appear in the MCU

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themjl.bsky.social•102 days ago

he wasted his time, all he had to do is wait 6-10 months and it'd crash all by itself!

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stockslayer.bsky.social•102 days ago

Nailed it.

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6ixth.bsky.social•102 days ago

facts

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disruptivejesus.bsky.social•102 days ago

i wonder what the fbi said to him to convince him to plot the bombing

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billiwick.bsky.social•102 days ago

Was DonOld trying to get a jump on his next term?

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shepersevered.bsky.social•102 days ago

Seems like so much starts with a Florida man… 🤔

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tobeafrog.bsky.social•102 days ago

why does the fbi have to ruin everything

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goody2sneakers.bsky.social•102 days ago

Been a while since I’ve seen a good ol Florida Man headline.. i wonder what made him pick that target 🤔

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kannon90210.bsky.social•102 days ago

Everytime I see something about Florida lol

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mannwich.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida Man Florida Manning

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sunflower78.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida man. Huh? What else is new?

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iamtheresistence.bsky.social•102 days ago

Well………

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jimmy3jay.bsky.social•102 days ago

Didn't this turn out to be another fbi setup?

Fbi agents posing as militia helped him build the bomb

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silliest-goose.bsky.social•102 days ago

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anniegetyourpun.bsky.social•102 days ago

In Florida

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anniegetyourpun.bsky.social•102 days ago

Why do all the crazies have to be from my state!!??

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stockslayer.bsky.social•102 days ago

I got some regrets; I'll bury them in Florida.

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anniegetyourpun.bsky.social•102 days ago

🤣

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iamcherise.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida man need to keep his business over there

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machina21.bsky.social•102 days ago

Let him cook

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ziggyearthdust.bsky.social•102 days ago

Buy low, bomb high.

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emceegocry.bsky.social•102 days ago

Just once, can't we have a headline like "Florida Man discovers miracle cure" or "Florida Man to receive Key to the city."?

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bago2045.bsky.social•102 days ago

Sure, The Onion writes headlines too

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ltsouthernbelle.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida Man has so much free time

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purpleluv92.bsky.social•102 days ago

Lord, Florida strikes again 🤦🏾‍♀️ What the hell is in the water??

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christineb143.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida Man trumper mad about investing in Truth Social & blames the stock exchange?

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when-i-was-young.bsky.social•102 days ago

"Florida man" that is all

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andrewokeke.bsky.social•102 days ago

That is wild

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mitchiko.bsky.social•102 days ago

Why do they keep failing their attempts. Like this is the 9th one this years?

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mar-see-uh.bsky.social•102 days ago

Because they talk too much and don’t plan enough

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mitchiko.bsky.social•102 days ago

Dang it

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thecelebrateddog.bsky.social•102 days ago

Hey, but wasn’t that one of his campaign promises?

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mountainmusings.bsky.social•102 days ago

I bet it was the same Florida man who just got elected president.

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mattdoran.bsky.social•102 days ago

Trump?

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bobbyco.bsky.social•102 days ago

Looks like that guys’ pension is set now.

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jdkringle.bsky.social•102 days ago

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allmellow.bsky.social•102 days ago

Was it this guy?

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kolinzkay.bsky.social•102 days ago

Florida, same shit different day.

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appletreefinancial.bsky.social•102 days ago

I wonder how this will affect trading and stock prices.

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olddudeintheburbs.bsky.social•102 days ago

Someone beat him to it.

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777nocomment.bsky.social•102 days ago

I mean...

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garifunalion.bsky.social•102 days ago

Former Long or Staten Island resident who currently lives in Florida!

Dun! 😁😈

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herpeederpees.bsky.social•102 days ago

😭😭😭 they're being mean to the truth social stock 😭😭😭 it was supposed to go to the moon 😭😭😭 i took out a second mortgage on the double wide and put it all in DJT at 57 😭😭😭 but the lib libs were mean and now it's down 😭😭😭

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