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Tina Fey, perhaps best known for her voice work on the 1997 Williams pinball machine Medieval Madness,

Teddy Swims is music for dudes who just lost custody

fuck off

Bring back the 1983 HBO Feature Presentation intro

I like a lot of the Disney Star Wars shows, but I wish they would cast an actual human actor to play Luke Skywalker and make a show about what he does right after Return of the Jedi.

My personal goal at Sonic Temple was to show as many people as I could the Lars Toilet, and I did. Therefore, you all must also see Lars Toilet:

Sliced Dentist on Rye

Haven't watched Titanic in years. Forgot what a SCOUNDREL Billy Zane is in this.

Hell yeah, always looking for a deal. Always on that grind.

My family was so broke growing up that hamburger helped US

is this... a pro-abortion billboard?

“My dad is so old…” “How old is he?” “He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”

what an incredible tableau

PSA: In film, a real easy way to tell a good doctor from a bad doctor is that when a bad doc puts a needle in someone it squelches and when a good doc does it it's silent.

The new Daredevil is shockingly good for something Disney corp touched.

On episode two of Daredevil: Born again and I think this dollar store Jon Hamm that works for Fisk is gonna be trouble

Whenever something seems too simple, too cheap, too easy manufacture to be fucked up and shitty - Great Value™️ will be there

Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating

a neighbor i didn't like died from an infection a number of years back. and someone spread a rumor that they got the infection from using a dildo that floated into their garage during a flood

RAISE THE PRICE!

When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.

You, a slob: The Last Supper was hilarious because what kinda dudes all sit on the same side of the table lmao Me, an intellectual: it was a hibachi restaurant

time to bring out this all time banger again

Best Black Mirror since season 4.

Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism theonion.com/man-goi...

guy at the end here has got to be near abouts the most incorrect character in the history of cinema

about ten years ago, I was on an off-grid no-internet vacation with my now-wife, and she asked how I would survive without twitter, and I joked that I would just carve a new twitter out of a piece of old wood. And then I realized it would be a funnier Bit if I actually did it during vacation

And1 more thing

The Byrds release “Mr. Tambourine Man” today in 1965. “If you’re someone who grew up in the suburbs of Baltimore, the song is like a little telegraph, said David Byrne. “Hearing that, I realised: I have to get out of here because .. there’s a whole world out there that I don’t know anything about.”

tianhao -- the nocturnal scent keeper

i keep thinking about this