Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism theonion.com/man-goi... - ThreadSky

bubbanyarlathotep.bsky.social•25 days ago

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gazazzurri.bsky.social•25 days ago

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jamiedesdes.bsky.social•25 days ago

I feel seen. Ouch.

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dvbee.bsky.social•25 days ago

Yup, and we can shut them down! Only 3.5% is needed to halt oppression. Fascism thrives when decent individuals remain silent. Trump is not isolated—this battle for freedom is worldwide. The moment to take action is now. #threepointfive

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hummens.bsky.social•25 days ago

Can't settle for less than 7% special brew and you know it.

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ft-friendly.bsky.social•25 days ago

☝️ Not everyone...

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moonpie4me.bsky.social•24 days ago

I'm grateful I don't have that gene

So it is hard to understand

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moonpie4me.bsky.social•24 days ago

There's that medication that makes you throw up violently if you take a drink

A woman on Ted Talk said that was the only thing that worked for her

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critterjams.bsky.social•25 days ago

hey if I was denied the supermax by getting traded to the fuckin' Lakers I'd do the same thing

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tomlovesdata.bsky.social•25 days ago

@intoitoverit.bsky.social did you think I would let this slide? Just because we’re on bluesky?

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brettlittle.bsky.social•25 days ago

🤣

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probobly86.bsky.social•25 days ago

@intoitoverit.bsky.social

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shoutsatclouds.bsky.social•25 days ago

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joshua-lamothe.bsky.social•25 days ago

Take a Break from the Noise.

Move Forward.

Let these affirmations help you release the weight, reclaim your strength, and take your next step with intention.

You’re not stuck—you’re evolving.

Let’s walk forward, together. 🌿✨

https://youtu.be/ZVhNoBoAV8E?si=fZL2HBdI56FyZkk8

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brettmccabe.bsky.social•25 days ago

Rookie. I got it done the day of the inauguration.

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reggiereigns.bsky.social•25 days ago

I can fix him!

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abecedarian.bsky.social•25 days ago

But my life, my love and my lady is the sea!

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turblescelbor.bsky.social•25 days ago

Too wet. Consider dating the forests of the San Juans.

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iranphotos.bsky.social•25 days ago

I think it’s important to exercise your liver with alcohol.

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gregmlink.bsky.social•25 days ago

Feelin it.

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stutler.org•25 days ago

ProTip: Alcoholics go to meetings. 🫡

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jutboy.bsky.social•25 days ago

I’m a bar man, I don’t use the A word… they’re seasoned regulars to me 🤣

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pronghorn.bsky.social•25 days ago

Recently I quit drinking, but it's becoming harder and harder to not have just one glass of wine.

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modernshartist.bsky.social•25 days ago

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creedc3.bsky.social•25 days ago

Sorry but this isn’t funny- its fucking reality at this point.

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infiniterest.bsky.social•25 days ago

Sensitive topic to joke about.

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luxstein.bsky.social•25 days ago

Who's joking?

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lucidr.bsky.social•25 days ago

Britain's political strategy over the last half century.

The Lib, Lab, SNP, Con 🇪🇺 laid bare.

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mrmow.bsky.social•25 days ago

Take the sXe off?

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cirroccojones.bsky.social•25 days ago

I'm trying too but I drive way too often. And I can't bring myself to drink instead of eating.

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wallbie.bsky.social•25 days ago

I feel you. Either eat or binge drink. I remembered I have to go to a dumb class for work tonight. Might grab some beer after that since I'm still in weekend.

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bubblywater.bsky.social•25 days ago

dude looks like an AI created Luka

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marquisdesalt.bsky.social•25 days ago

NO DON'T DO IT LUKA

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aaronblackshear.bsky.social•25 days ago

Hey that’s Evan!

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polarizeme.bsky.social•25 days ago

🤣 I was just gonna yell "bahahaha fuckin' Evan!"

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matt6994.bsky.social•24 days ago

It's time to make heroine legal get some of those alcoholics cured and 🤪

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thomasthewoof60.bsky.social•25 days ago

Trump has put a strain on my liver

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hourlyoutrage.bsky.social•25 days ago

‘A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.’

WC Fields

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andrewthemoney.bsky.social•25 days ago

I feel seen.

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porchville2.bsky.social•24 days ago

Gateway is great beer

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lesphaith.bsky.social•25 days ago

I now call this meeting of Anonymous Alcoholics to order.
I assume we all have a nice refreshing adult beverage
at hand.

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fredgrott.bsky.social•25 days ago

was it JD Vance?

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godadgo.bsky.social•25 days ago

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godadgo.bsky.social•25 days ago

Then becomes Secretary of Defense

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wingedhussar.bsky.social•25 days ago

I feel seen.

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jimmyholdsgrudges.bsky.social•25 days ago

Only a decade! F@*king amateur.

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oscarf.bsky.social•25 days ago

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cargobiker530.bsky.social•25 days ago

I'd gently suggest it's more of a Lazy River Tour through alcoholism.

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whiskytangofox.bsky.social•25 days ago

This sounds like a vacation destination I’d like to visit!

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stephencarveractor.bsky.social•25 days ago

I feel targeted. 😂

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thedrummer.bsky.social•25 days ago

It's looking more attractive every day.

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rapidlydownhill.bsky.social•21 days ago

“I always select a quality Malbec to combine with Zoloft” - Jenny Fishbender, 19 , Trainee Invisibly Visualiser.

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satansinthehouse.substack.com•25 days ago

Sounds like a fun way to spend a vacation. The irony of my situation is that the fellow I inhabit has acid reflux and burns like Hell when he drinks. So I can't drink. Because what good is vacation if you're constantly reminded of home?

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lobleytea.bsky.social•25 days ago

Ah, poor choice of host. Easy mistake to make. Next time you need to pick one of those hearty ones that can party for several days at a time and bounce back like it's nothing.

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satansinthehouse.substack.com•24 days ago

Actually I had nothing to do with it, neither did he. This is the body we both were given, just like everybody else. It's a shame, but I partied this body as hard as it would let me back in the Nineties. So there's that. But I wasn't able to be an alcoholic. Just the nature of my angelic being ig.

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