on the castlevania diet where i eat whatever i can find hidden behind stairs - ThreadSky

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filth-waste.bsky.social • 370 days ago

on the castlevania diet where i eat whatever i can find hidden behind stairs

On the Castlevania diet, where I eat whoever I find hiding under stairs.

Just so there's not People Under The Stairs... Long pork is not on the menu.

That'll really whip you into shape

/clap

Castlevania exercise regimen: power walking everywhere, absolutely no swimming.

Have you broken any candelabras?

Castlevania but it's finding food in the couch cushions

lmorchard.com•369 days ago

Just punched my office wall and found a Nature's Valley granola bar. No idea how it got there. But, it's still in the wrapper, so that's a win.

mmm wall meat

Using weapons that are found only in candles.

love when i find a turkey leg in the chandelier

enjoy

stay away from my food!

I will ☺️

nothing but rotisserie chicken from the transylvania costco where you have to smash the walls

rodent posts

A truly cultured diet!

Floor chickens!

Damn, I'm going to have to find a different place to hide my hams.

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