I’ve been watching #TheDayoftheJackal and now think I’d like to retrain as an assassin. Is there somewhere I can drop my CV off at, or is this more of a LinkedIn thing? - ThreadSky

k8lister.bsky.social • 120 days ago

I’ve been watching #TheDayoftheJackal and now think I’d like to retrain as an assassin. Is there somewhere I can drop my CV off at, or is this more of a LinkedIn thing?

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philtheflipper.bsky.social•120 days ago

MI5?

freebooterjag.bsky.social•120 days ago

I think you can attend a career fair at Boeing to get more information on retraining through their assassin program. Just ask about positions in whistleblower management.

drougan.bsky.social•120 days ago

Erm... Lady assassins don't need much training. Just opportunity.

zaidazadkiel.bsky.social•120 days ago

fairly sure thats totally an indeed thing

conjugateprior.org•120 days ago

the original steaming hot Fox version or the remake that I'm afraid to watch?

nickdaly.bsky.social•120 days ago

Given the number of Hollywood films based on assassins/ meet cute assassins/husband and wife assassins I think there's probably a Facebook group.

plasllanina.bsky.social•119 days ago

You've got to have a certain discretion and remain largely invisible so LinkedIn is definitely a no, given it's full of self-promoting incompetent w*nkers.