Me: “Ezra, you’re gonna feel the funk until you drink this water.”

Ezra: “I DON’T WANT THE FUNK”

Me: “*playing air slap bass* DON’T GET TOO WRAPPED UP IN SOMEONE ELSE’S STYLE—“

Ezra: “OK, DADDY *sips the water*”

*silence*

Ezra: “*sings* Nobody can be you but you…”

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