freeze frame on man running through bazaar Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again - ThreadSky

jon-snow-420.bsky.social • 118 days ago

freeze frame on man running through bazaar
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again

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notrickmoranis.bsky.social•118 days ago

I would watch the hell out of that!

adamkingxv.bsky.social•118 days ago

'Ole new world, innit?

jamestallon.bsky.social•118 days ago

Okay, I'd watch this. When does it come out?

jon-snow-420.bsky.social•118 days ago

i wrote it on twitter when guy ritchie's whitewashed aladdin movie was announced, i never saw the real thing tho. and now no one needs to

jamestallon.bsky.social•118 days ago

I'd absolutely watch that. I wouldn't be sober for it. But I'd watch it.

johnroycomic.bsky.social•117 days ago

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social

elbi.bsky.social•117 days ago

Ooooh, you brought it over! Thank you, I would've missed this once the other site takes its last breath.

telecom-terrorist.com•118 days ago

I can hear this

romabysen.bsky.social•118 days ago

I would watch this.

wisco-disco.bsky.social•118 days ago

My brain autocorrected bazaar to Brazzers and it sure took this in a different direction

otte4prez.bsky.social•117 days ago

CC: @vincemancini.bsky.social

jon-snow-420.bsky.social•118 days ago

jasmine: who's there
Jason Statham aladdin: names aladdin, sweetheart. thass a big fuckin dog you got
Jasmine: it's a tiger

jon-snow-420.bsky.social•118 days ago

Jafar: guards! seize him!
Jason Statham VO: that was Jafar. grand vizier, plonker, and weirdo. I knew he was a real bastard, but as I was about to discover, he was also a cunt

jon-snow-420.bsky.social•118 days ago

ray winstone the genie: the fuck you want
Jason statham: nothin mate
ray winstone genie: you rubbed the fuckin lamp ya twat
Jason statham: i didn't rub the fuckin lamp! Genies are haram!
ray winstone genie: *points with cig* don't. raise. ya fuckin voice. at me

jon-snow-420.bsky.social•118 days ago

ray winstone genie: now who the fuck is this gentleman here
russell brand: *weird whining voice* they calls me the monkey, bruv. on account of i got a monkey on me back eheheheheh
ray winstone genie: don't fuckin speak to me son

drwalpurgisnacht.bsky.social•117 days ago

Feel like Brand would insist on wearing nothing but the vest and the fez combo.

jon-snow-420.bsky.social•118 days ago

jasmine: i'm going to call the guards
jason statham: don't bother love. i'm just here to rob the place
russell brand: eh, eh. eh. aladdin
jason statham: and if you got any pills, me monkey'll have those

jon-snow-420.bsky.social•118 days ago

jason statham aladdin: is it really a crime to steal a loaf of bread for ya family? or some pills for ya monkey