It would have been so crazy if JFK dodged the bullet at the last moment thus activating Witch Time and allowing for a powerful combo counterattack. But unfortunately that was not possible back then - ThreadSky

tomwalker.bsky.social • 71 days ago

It would have been so crazy if JFK dodged the bullet at the last moment thus activating Witch Time and allowing for a powerful combo counterattack. But unfortunately that was not possible back then

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scurvydawg.bsky.social•71 days ago

Like the game Max Payne they had bullet time but with JFK, right?

its-khaz.bsky.social•71 days ago

This is specifically a reference to bayonetta but yeah same idea

scurvydawg.bsky.social•71 days ago

Thank you for the reference.

ziagianina.bsky.social•71 days ago

I read this as John F**king Kennedy and I have no regrets

0j.io•71 days ago

Maybe that actually was his middle name. Has anyone checked?

moshirty.bsky.social•71 days ago

John Fuckzgerald Kennedy

lemurdank.bsky.social•71 days ago

Incredible what is possible through the power of cultivation

fistocrat.bsky.social•70 days ago

ultrakill punching the bullet right back into Oswald's dome

oughta7.bsky.social•71 days ago

if i was jfk i would have used a low profiling gap closer for a devastating counterhit combo starter on oswald

moondoggydogg.bsky.social•71 days ago

have you seen that mod that has RFK replace Vergil from dmc 5?

hanksingle.bsky.social•71 days ago

It's true, Presidents didnt get i-frames until just before Reagan got shot, which I've always found disappointing and suspicious.

missfrost.zone•71 days ago

Reagan didn't have i-frames, he specced into a tank build and his enemy had low level gear that couldn't bypass his natural health regen.

twilord.bsky.social•71 days ago

Don't confuse his failing to use them with him not having them yet...

Reagan lacked hard.

wewillenditall.bsky.social•71 days ago

Or to stop his brother from having any kids.

boredompeejeterson.bsky.social•71 days ago

It was possible, it was just a skill issue

jasonandrade.bsky.social•71 days ago

What if he tried and rolled d20 and rolled a 1 and we know what happened next.

queencokefrancis.bsky.social•71 days ago

s o c l o s e

almostcoolperson.bsky.social•70 days ago

Alas, JFK forgot to buy bat within from the gates of hell. Got too used to playing Jeanne and getting that tight timing for witch time.

lucyxiv.boontavista.com•71 days ago

thanks Tom

tomwalker.bsky.social•71 days ago

No worries

rosemaryschild.bsky.social•71 days ago

Honestly Roosevelt probably could have done it before the nerf

justineisinger.bsky.social•71 days ago

If only he’d seen The Matrix he may have had a chance

mathewolson.com•71 days ago

you know he'd be making the cartoon horny wolf eyes at bayonetta

karlrolson.com•71 days ago

But would he say "awooga" in a Massachusetts accent?

aswineofculture.bsky.social•71 days ago

er, uh... auwhooga

karlrolson.com•71 days ago

Exactly!

brokenrhubarb.bsky.social•71 days ago

I like his jaw would drop on the floor and his tongue would unroll as a red carpet, down which his heart would proceed in a stately manner, before unrolling an oversized scroll and displaying the "awooga" writ thereon

lizkeye.bsky.social•71 days ago

If only Jackie could have summoned a large and violent bird but she didn't know the button so she couldn't

ecka.bsky.social•71 days ago

JFK couldn't dodge because bullet mechanics weren't advanced at that time and used ray tracing to collide with the first hit box immediately.

oatmink.bsky.social•71 days ago

I heard his armor stat was too low

mkeitner.bsky.social•71 days ago

Unfortunately they were still using GOD HAND mechanics back then and JFK had to react to both shooters in real time. Doesn't mean it wasn't a skill issue on his part, though.