Yanukovych, Assad, and Ed Snowden walk into a bar - ThreadSky

Yanukovych asks for a Bloody Mary. Ed Snowden gets the Moscow Mule special. Steven Seagal the Carrot Margarita. Assad sobs and sobs, and gets a Pity Colada, on the house.

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trappmaier.com•139 days ago

… and are observed by Marsalek.

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valheru.bsky.social•138 days ago

With Segal and that creepy director dude......

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flemn8r.bsky.social•139 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com/post/3lcsukzrync25

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dwarfpumpkin.bsky.social•139 days ago

... and were surprised to find Jan Marsalek is their barkeeper.

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mariecast.bsky.social•139 days ago

Semion Mogilevich is probably the bar owner

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natsicherheit.bsky.social•139 days ago

where they meet Jan Marsalek and Karin Kneissl

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novactic.bsky.social•139 days ago

What are they supposed to have in common?

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turiddu1.bsky.social•139 days ago

All of them fled to Russia

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novactic.bsky.social•139 days ago

I am still not getting the point here

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novactic.bsky.social•139 days ago

Yes I know that is likely true

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turiddu1.bsky.social•139 days ago

It's the bar joke. Someone starts a sentence like that "×,y,z walk into a bar", and others continue the sentence with some funny things happenings
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_joke

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novactic.bsky.social•139 days ago

Yes, I am aware. But I don't understand how Snowden is related to two dictators.

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novactic.bsky.social•139 days ago

Russian backing? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seriously, I am so done..

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montola.bsky.social•139 days ago

Exile in Russia, not backing.

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novactic.bsky.social•139 days ago

This assumed joke is beyond me clearly

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montola.bsky.social•139 days ago

All three are now in Russia so they can do that?

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natoisthenewjesus.bsky.social•138 days ago

This “Nova” is a Kremlin or a Chinese troll.

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alochmar.bsky.social•137 days ago

This setup needs no punchline, it’s hilarious enough as it is

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kh-instability.bsky.social•138 days ago

The bartender, Scott Ritter...

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breathe-1.bsky.social•138 days ago

Ritter would never work in a bar. There are not enough children in bars.

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hynekvychodil.bsky.social•138 days ago

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lampack.bsky.social•138 days ago

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alazraq.bsky.social•139 days ago

On the 13th floor. And the window is open

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vincentpyrmont.bsky.social•139 days ago

Where is Depardieu?

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vincentpyrmont.bsky.social•139 days ago

Depardieu könnte Assad jetzt seine Abnehm-Diät verraten.

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msoto.bsky.social•139 days ago

Sitting in the corner with Seagal.

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vincentpyrmont.bsky.social•139 days ago

Who got his hair cut by the same barber as Krone-Schmalz. :)

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zoidbergmd.bsky.social•139 days ago

He’s the barman.

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cptnzeus.bsky.social•139 days ago

"Don't talk too loud, they are always listening"

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base1172.bsky.social•139 days ago

Then the bar is raided and they're ordered to appear at their local draft office?

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heisenhoff.bsky.social•139 days ago

...waiting for Ali Chamenei and Kim Jong-Un.

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dconrad.bsky.social•138 days ago

Pitch:

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the-fishing-guy.bsky.social•139 days ago

Bartender: Ah, the loser convention is across town.

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mateuszlubinski.bsky.social•138 days ago

And noone is tracking them, really, they are completely free in russia

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poppiesscore.bsky.social•138 days ago

With an open window!

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lexaim.bsky.social•137 days ago

In Rostov

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1983anade.bsky.social•139 days ago

On which floor and with how many windows?

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crossfit-fella.bsky.social•139 days ago

..and ask for a Black Russian. The bartender says ‘they’re all in a Ukrainian trench, still smouldering’.

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arnewb.bsky.social•139 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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vanyas.bsky.social•139 days ago

Is this the joke where Lukashenko shows up?!

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nehanivcl.bsky.social•139 days ago

in Rostov-on-Don

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pokeee.bsky.social•139 days ago

Still a few days left until 2025.

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gregersebert.bsky.social•139 days ago

🤣

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danm.net•139 days ago

The bartender says, “I bet you guys $100 apiece I can p*ss in that glass 10 feet away and not spill a single drop.” They agree, and the bar tender p*sses all over Yanukovich, all over Assad, and all over Snowden. The end.

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