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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social • 34 days ago

a performance enhancing drug that makes me better at petting cats

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lizcrash.bsky.social•34 days ago

this is most drugs if your spirit is pure

exfeeb.bsky.social•34 days ago

Not a drug, per se, but you might try ashwaghanda

magneticsara.bsky.social•34 days ago

heavy gloves?

prairiecatgardener.bsky.social•34 days ago

How about how to catch my little 11 pound cat running around the kitchen and scurrying to the basement. Happens every night, but she is always faster than me. No pets! No pets!! (She's the one on the top)

futacvlt.bsky.social•34 days ago

in monstress the nekomancers smoke dream-weed. it is dangerous to humans

futacvlt.bsky.social•34 days ago

that is illegal
and makes jesus cry

rodyawasright.bsky.social•33 days ago

MDMA

shadeaurion.bsky.social•34 days ago

I believe they call that MDMA

Ohh you said performance enhaaancing 😅

sweetsueblue.bsky.social•33 days ago

Buy lots of bandaids.

cocoshanks.bsky.social•34 days ago

have you tried catnip?

susankatz.bsky.social•34 days ago

The kind of drug we need!

kwigleet.bsky.social•34 days ago

I recommend lots of practice first. As much as possible. If you think it's an excessive amount of petting then you're almost there. Meow.

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