the "gets a lot of sex" line is killing me - ThreadSky

cara.city • 56 days ago

the "gets a lot of sex" line is killing me

Reposted from onion person

jesus christ this guys needs genuine help

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santamonicated.bsky.social•56 days ago

This some sad shit

stochasticooze.bsky.social•56 days ago

"I don't know him, but he sounds handsome"

kevinpalmer.bsky.social•56 days ago

All of this could have been prevented if someone had just once asked him to hang out and become their friend. It's like Jamie Foxx in the one Spiderman movie.

mgraalum.bsky.social•56 days ago

Confirming that Elon is an Incel

isabellemain.bsky.social•56 days ago

Everytime you make fun of him, I hear he has one more sex just to stop being mad because he is a big sex haver and having sex makes him not mad because he is too busy having sex

lavenderapplewolf.bsky.social•56 days ago

I'm more grossed out by kek your frens later somehow

drsecksy.bsky.social•56 days ago

That is a normal and healthy Disgust Response.

cailin.dev•56 days ago

It is sincerely astonishing that someone can both be a billionaire and literally the biggest loser ever to walk the earth

kiraisgr8.bsky.social•56 days ago

he's really doing "unpopular 12 year old forum user makes an alt acct"

emmybarks.bsky.social•56 days ago

"I, I mean he has had more sex in 1 year than you'll have in your entire life also I heard he has a very big penis when I measured it was 9 inches" -whatever he calls himself

parsley72.bsky.social•56 days ago

I recently found out most of his kids are from IVF, so not really.

pppgrifter.bsky.social•56 days ago

Imagine being the richest person on earth and just being a huge fucking dork who spends his time like this

realjmw.bsky.social•56 days ago

Thing is, most normal people confronted with being the richest person on earth would take their vast fortune and massive passive income streams and DISAPPEAR SO HARD they would never be found.

At least I would.

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