Imagine being such a louse that the first thought everyone has when they hear the pope passed is that you killed him just by being there - ThreadSky

shivambhatt.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Imagine being such a louse that the first thought everyone has when they hear the pope passed is that you killed him just by being there

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expatriot.bsky.social•4 days ago

The trophy was practice.

lawrscott.bsky.social•4 days ago

👍

rachelmaria55.bsky.social•4 days ago

Liz Truss comes to mind🥬

vtgal.bsky.social•4 days ago

Who didn’t have that thought…?

thecommandertavern.bsky.social•5 days ago

Imagine going up all nonchalant and jolly to the pope and shake his hand using the same one you type “the sin of empathy” with. As if you’re gonna somehow be in good standing 🙄

fraqtyl.bsky.social•5 days ago

So funny and true.

arcstrike.bsky.social•4 days ago

But it's true the evil that the Vice-Devil took to the Vatican was too much for the weakened Pope to fight.

jmullin99.bsky.social•5 days ago

If I had 1 day left to live the last person I’d want to see is JD eyeliner Vance.

cherfan75.bsky.social•4 days ago

So true!!! It was my first thought for sure!!

little v is slimey.

See my pinned post video about him… plus this…

https://bsky.app/profile/cherfan75.bsky.social/post/3lncvyconwk2x

gingerkap23.bsky.social•4 days ago

Honestly I’d do a full autopsy, I don’t trust this regime one ounce

say-yes.bsky.social•4 days ago

Perfect word for Vance…LOUSE!👍🏽

sirbustergoodoup.bsky.social•5 days ago

Vance has too much hate in his blood for that!

rrvirdi.bsky.social•5 days ago

But the Internet says he did and we don't fact check anymore.

So

anywhy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Facts don't apply to religious belief anyway, so I believe this thing to be true.

alexmic74.bsky.social•4 days ago

Woke up at 5:30 am and saw the news on my phone, and yep, can verify that’s exactly what i thought 🥴

nekron999.bsky.social•4 days ago

💯 my first thought, toxic Vance infects...

handle.invalid•4 days ago

There is no evidence to the contrary.

metrochimp.bsky.social•4 days ago

“I came to fuck couches and kill the Pope and I ran out of couches.”

sirronrex.bsky.social•5 days ago

There’s no such thing as coincidence in gawdsworld.

aperidotnopal.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is an insult to lice.

aladybutterfly.bsky.social•5 days ago

But we're ALL thinking it! 🤔

nomadwanders.bsky.social•4 days ago

And then likely committed a sex crime on the furniture...

jackiegardens.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well...but to be honest..

samedayshipping.bsky.social•4 days ago

Literally, my first thought.

diamondlives.bsky.social•4 days ago

#HillbillyVP

eltopo71.com•5 days ago

It's the Truss Effect.

altairajade.bsky.social•4 days ago

I thought it.

swhardy.bsky.social•4 days ago

That is honestly what I thought! I also genuinely wondered if he read Trump’s Easter message and it killed him.

thecatlady5.bsky.social•5 days ago

Right 😂🤣😅

joedferg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Or by contact: using one of those fancy Russian poisons. Apparently it was too hard to push him out the window.

dvdbutler.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well, remember when it appeared that Trump was trying to give Biden Covid at that debate?

kamalazoo.bsky.social•4 days ago

First thing I said.

hmullphoto.bsky.social•5 days ago

I saw that his itinerary has Vance heading to India next. I hope all the holy men there find good excuses for avoiding meetings with him...

shivambhatt.bsky.social•5 days ago

I cannot imagine him meeting any non-christian aside from his wife's family

skyknightxi.bsky.social•5 days ago

What about Modi?

jmullin99.bsky.social•5 days ago

There’s always hope.

hmullphoto.bsky.social•4 days ago

Surprised he can overlook Modi's hinduism. But I guess bros gonna bro?

shivambhatt.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fasc gonna fasc

vintageaprn.bsky.social•4 days ago

😡

bluedotspecialfl.bsky.social•5 days ago

truly.

quiltingpolitic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Since correlation means causation to these morons vance did kill the pope...

bigfishstone.bsky.social•5 days ago

Never be in the same room with him or Liz Truss.

ocshawty.bsky.social•4 days ago

Everything Trump Touches Dies

shivambhatt.bsky.social•4 days ago

God if only

landesskc.bsky.social•4 days ago

You know JD did it!

thaddeusjames.bsky.social•5 days ago

Immediately leaving this world for another one that Vance will never ever get to.

kenjansen.bsky.social•4 days ago

My first thought was some fast acting poison , but his presence was probably enough.

coyotesvoice.bsky.social•5 days ago

Once people believe you'd fuck a couch, you'd think it can't get any worse. And yet, here we are.

rebelsmomada.bsky.social•4 days ago

violetrose23.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂😂😂

mojobaby.bsky.social•4 days ago

I immediately thought of Navalny and the poisoned underpants.

itsawasa.bsky.social•5 days ago

You are arguably the second most powerful Catholic in the world, you get some one on one coaching with the absolute #1 and it appears to everyone that he finds you to be such a lost cause that he logs off permanently.

tremain.bsky.social•5 days ago

First thing I thought of when I heard the news.

squigglelaw.bsky.social•3 days ago

Louse is too kind. He is way more terrifying than any louse.

loreannbergman.bsky.social•4 days ago

That is exactly what I said!

potusmusk.bsky.social•4 days ago

All day I was thinking how bad he is for anyone's health. The reaper.

clutch22.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤔

rockwood28.bsky.social•4 days ago

SatanVance

housegeekchicago.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well, they did shake hands and JD is really slimy.

tallulahcarolina.bsky.social•4 days ago

I actually believe it. Francis died of a massive stroke. Vance probably stressed him out and raised his BP to dangerous levels. I’m convinced Vance legit killed him.

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