Dear aliens, Help! Please come get him. Literally drop him off anywhere else in the Universe. Take the whole administration really. Love, Earthlings - ThreadSky

stornahal.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dear Humans:

What makes you think we want him polluting the universe?

Kindly,

The aliens

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oceanannie.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Or please come get me!

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robertcpadilla.bsky.social•17 hours ago

May I recommend an asteroid between Jupiter and Mars.

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fredcruz.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Elections matter.

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getfitnbelean.bsky.social•19 hours ago

No point in probing him, though. You'll just find Putin's used prophylactics.

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catinmo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I second that!👍

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narrowneck.bsky.social•17 hours ago

....... human experimentation by aliens of the maga brain sounds fair and justified right now..............

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avitazorrah.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I already asked them. They don’t want him.

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n25s.bsky.social•17 hours ago

100%!!!

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phdtowntrail.bsky.social•16 hours ago

You're asking the wrong person. - this is a job for Satan. Time to reclaim his own.

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positivelycrafty.bsky.social•17 hours ago

And his little dogs, too!

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monkeyes2.bsky.social•18 hours ago

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one1alien.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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andreajoh.bsky.social•19 hours ago

And all his people, too.
Anywhere as disgusting as they are.

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gabiucha.bsky.social•18 hours ago

And his kids too. We want to keep the family together!

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honeybadger888.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I like funny posts like this and I hate them. because it implies that we are powerless. it is time for us to act, to protest, to defend. WE need to stop this madness, not aliens.

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ivegotnofilter.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Leave him and his idiot followers. Take us.

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rhetoricallyhere.bsky.social•16 hours ago

you can even have 1 puppy

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twilightstarflower.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Earthling,

Musk and Trump are intergalactic criminals. I am a spy for the AllFather. We are watching and waiting for help.

Yours truly,
The Aliens
Angels
Gods
Demons

Whatever you want go call us.

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iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social•15 hours ago

We beseech you! We will give you money, buy you tickets to Disney World….whatever you want…

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divanyst.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Dear Earthlings:

Not our circus. Definitely not our monkeys. That's all you, boo boo.

Love,
The Whole Entire Galaxy

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brawneythe3rd.bsky.social•17 hours ago

They are still mad about the first time...
👇👇

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apattersonmassage.bsky.social•15 hours ago

And the rest of MAGA too, plz. Just tell them it's the Rapture. 🤷‍♀️

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lisamikels2.bsky.social•1 day ago

Free of charge as long as you try putting marbles up their asses

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m1garandalf.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Preferably deposit him on the surface of the Sun with everyone that voted for him.

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dee20002.bsky.social•15 hours ago

You find some specially great probe sites on Stephen Miller.

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debresists.bsky.social•17 hours ago

We will pay you
...

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darkqueen759.bsky.social•16 hours ago

For real!! 👊🏿👊🏽👊👊🏻👊🏾🤣

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theorginalzether.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I am pretty sure the Aliens built a bypass for earth.

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whatyousaydrk.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Yes!

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walkabouttime.bsky.social•1 day ago

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pattipms.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Please! Hurry!

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linzle.bsky.social•16 hours ago

We’ll gladly take you to our “leader”!

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dpbahm.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yesterday.

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tapirnevarez.bsky.social•16 hours ago

YES

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juanitopequeno.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I get why Ye did what she did in 3 Body Problem now.

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ffejten23.bsky.social•16 hours ago

We are WAY to into self-harm and reveling in a lack of environmental awareness, as a species, for any credible aliens to offer us any “help” (I seriously think that our planet is on a Galactic No Contact “watchlist”, due to our ingrained immaturity, as a species.)

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toastercrumbdreams.bsky.social•1 hour ago

You guys are the best. Thanks for the comments and laughing along with me.

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unrequitedwhimsy.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Hopefully on a planet with no oxygen.

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rkew.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Doesn't look like EM is going to get him to Mars anytime soon either! Course if they just got him to the launch pad, we see what has happened with the last 3 attempts!

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ctheartist.bsky.social•18 hours ago

The surface of the sun would be awesome.

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bonesdelight.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Don't think they want him back.

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cre8ve2.bsky.social•1 day ago

Add SOS

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bethriley.bsky.social•19 hours ago

P.S. We were team E.T.

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cntrsthompson.bsky.social•18 hours ago

They could come do the cow thing to him that they do 😃

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cosmicman.bsky.social•23 hours ago

🙏🙏

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reeruns.bsky.social•17 hours ago

They’ll just drive by & say hell no 😩

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silvermeow.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😆

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maryhilt.bsky.social•15 hours ago

We'll even give you directions and an ice cream cone after!

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bbgatekeeper.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I guess they dropped him off already, on our earth. 🥺

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gerri-kay.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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gerri-kay.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Bluesky is cropping the text off the bottom. It reads: “You fools! It’s getting away!”

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homerjade.bsky.social•7 hours ago

minors dni!!!!

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babushkajanina.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Working on it

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rg2u.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Yes and his crew of Nazi fascist clowns too!!!

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sherymae.bsky.social•18 hours ago

The entire family to!!! Because they will be a source of nothing but problems for the foreseeable future😞

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calamity4jane.bsky.social•18 hours ago

And if (understandably) you don't want him and his miscreants, can you take me? I just don't want to be on the same planet with 'it'.

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srwhitelegg.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Stephen Miller is in constant communications with their ship, and won't call on them until he feels threatened.

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1cin.bsky.social•15 hours ago

So..,when is the schedule pick up time and date? Hopefully it will be very soon!

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jorge-s.bsky.social•19 hours ago

No refunds. Sorry.
—the aliens

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liner64.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I may live below the poverty level but I'd pay for that to happen!!!

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kevinthecurler.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Yes not just him. They all have to go!

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mcviper21.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Well Biden's been out of it for years your little late LOL

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kateprotests.bsky.social•17 hours ago

How did you get in here? Go back to your red ❌

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mcviper21.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Not on X

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lmfao.wtf•20 hours ago

And a few million others. They’ll make a good labor force and are totally ok with slavery.

They all wear red hats that say, “Make America Great Again”.

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kateprotests.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Aliens: nah, we heard that he is deporting aliens.

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generalmischief.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Breaking: After bombarding space with numerous pleas to remove the orange STAIN & his ilk from our planet, aliens have resoundingly replied, "HELL NO"...

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chris4tune.bsky.social•19 hours ago

He stands in a perfect position for anal probing

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auntiesoreal.bsky.social•13 hours ago

He can't sit with us. Y'all keep him.

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kim4pets.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Please!!!

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absentmindedprof3.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Proof that intelligent aliens exist: they want no part of us!

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the50s.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pray and Trust in Jesus.

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jcrbrook.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Use your laser beams.

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laury24.bsky.social•17 hours ago

His MAGA MORONS TOO

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hernandez888.bsky.social•17 hours ago

American whine is getting old. We are free people & we have lightning in our hands. Let's grow a pair & exercise our Rights & Liberty. We the People are the boss in this country. We have the Right to Revolution. Why are We waiting? How long are we going to keep taking it?
Revolution is the solution.

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kalisydney2.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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