hearing that steve-o has fled the country ahead of an FBI counter-terrorism raid. - ThreadSky

iwriteok.bsky.social • 81 days ago

hearing that steve-o has fled the country ahead of an FBI counter-terrorism raid.

grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O

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kookaburra1701.bsky.social•81 days ago

Good golly gee, it's almost like the vast majority of USians fucking HATE their health insurance regardless of political affiliation.

serenityriver.bsky.social•81 days ago

Is this… based Steve-O? /s

sadgirl1989.bsky.social•80 days ago

Just gave you your 666th like. You’re welcome ♥️

macchua.bsky.social•81 days ago

They’ll eventually catch up with him. He’ll be in a cave somewhere with gigabytes worth of self-help books

dawnoftheliving.bsky.social•81 days ago

I was not aware that Steve-O was a published author. I assume it’s probably some Kitchen Confidential-esque biography that’s really good, but in my heart it’s a heartbreaking work of historical fiction set in 1813 Leipzig. He was a french soldier... She was the daughter of a Prussian diplomat...

mollygos.com•81 days ago

tbh same after discovering he's played a combined ~115 hours of games i've worked on

tanlehn.bsky.social•81 days ago

Pretty sure Steve-O’s biggest regret is not flossing enough rather than not murdering enough healthcare CEOs but I could be wrong 🤷🏻

d-locustinferno.bsky.social•81 days ago

Seems to be setting up to be another "problematic" folk hero type in the Chris Dorner/Marvin Heemeyer/Ted Kaczynski mold, will be interesting as more becomes known.

pans-labrador.bsky.social•81 days ago

You can’t convince me they didn’t just grab the least famous Franco brother and hoped nobody would notice.

irredeemablebunny.bsky.social•80 days ago

Nah that guy died in an plane crash.

alex-in-losangeles.bsky.social•81 days ago

OMG

shaggyb.bsky.social•81 days ago

In a shopping cart propelled by fireworks, I hope.

that1bob.bsky.social•81 days ago

Sorry, all I was able to process is that Steve-O has books.

effeneffervescent.bsky.social•81 days ago

Listen, if they find Pontius dead he didn’t kill himself. This thing runs deep.

divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social•81 days ago

the sad part is that when the FBI announces "oh he fell down six flights of stairs onto 73 bullets while attempting to evade the federal agents," if they're talking about Steve-O I might actually find it *plausible* for once

hi-al.bsky.social•81 days ago

Should we be surprised by the radicalization effects of Steve-O literature?

notthatbiggie.bsky.social•81 days ago

Steve-O is a sober role model and I will not stand by as his name is raked through the mud.

corsair8x.bsky.social•81 days ago

The milkshake-duck event we all feared has actually come.

millennialengineer.bsky.social•81 days ago

Man I didn’t even know Steveo had books.

joegekko.bsky.social•81 days ago

Critical support for Steve-O as he evades the forces of Empire.

ernekid.bsky.social•81 days ago

Wee man is still unaccounted for

kali-ber.bsky.social•81 days ago

steve-o’s underground militia

ignatiusmusic.bsky.social•81 days ago

steve-o ay.. hmm, there's gotta be a whippit connection here somewhere. Luigi pleas innocent by reason of being ripped to the tits on hippie crack... NOS

togop.bsky.social•80 days ago

Steve-O initially came to fame on a show called Jack ass where he did flips into a giant vat of shit. I fail to understand why this makes him any less qualified than anyone else that currently provides social commentary.

majorbuzzkill.bsky.social•81 days ago

I have not paid close attention to headlines for 48hrs, WTF have I missed?

tubbles.bsky.social•81 days ago

The guy who killed the CEO was arrested today because of a tipoff at a McDonald's. He's a terminally online libertarian and people found his Goodread's list.

At least it seems very likely that it was him. It's kind of a wild ride, there was even a deadman's switch.

hellpug.bsky.social•81 days ago

Wait wat??? On the deadman's switch thing

morning-gold.bsky.social•81 days ago

Here you go

https://bsky.app/profile/thorbenson.bsky.social/post/3lcvnw4keok2d

majorbuzzkill.bsky.social•81 days ago

impressive planning and follow-through thanks

tubbles.bsky.social•81 days ago

If you're gonna commit a politically motivated crime setting up a deadman's switch is pretty simple. The "I have no programming experience" way is just schedule a Youtube video to upload tomorrow and then just continually reschedule it every day manually. If you get detained you can't reschedule it.

majorbuzzkill.bsky.social•81 days ago

Luigi? Are we being serious here?

tubbles.bsky.social•81 days ago

It's an Italian name, after all. The real wild part is he's got family who are in politics and have been elected to political office.

majorbuzzkill.bsky.social•81 days ago

OMG I need to read more, THX.

tubbles.bsky.social•81 days ago

Everything about it is absurd.

troutbeales.bsky.social•80 days ago

Who’s Steve O?

jed-thehumanoid.bsky.social•81 days ago

…what?

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