we've got Evangelical Christian ISIS right now, which can only be stopped by Mormon ISIS. once that gets out of hands we'll have to bring in regular ISIS to confront them, and then we bring in the Apoists to knock out that ISIS and finally bring democratic confederalism to this benighted land - ThreadSky

iwriteok.bsky.social • 24 days ago

we've got Evangelical Christian ISIS right now, which can only be stopped by Mormon ISIS. once that gets out of hands we'll have to bring in regular ISIS to confront them, and then we bring in the Apoists to knock out that ISIS and finally bring democratic confederalism to this benighted land

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xxbillieryderxx.bsky.social•24 days ago

The scariest part of the Mormons is that they’re TRYING to beckon the end times.

gutterman2010.bsky.social•24 days ago

So says you, I think Cathar ISIS is going to come in as a complete surprise and end up in charge.

totooria.bsky.social•24 days ago

the only way to stop a bad guy with an ISIS is a slightly less radicalized bad guy with an ISIS

locke2300.bsky.social•24 days ago

Working our way up the Great Chain of Being of religious radicals until we ultimately install into power the Seraphs (Quaker ISIS)

thinkingrealhard.bsky.social•24 days ago

Note to self: stay away from the mountain states.

umberhulk.bsky.social•24 days ago

And once winter comes the snakes all freeze to death!

azrielodin.bsky.social•24 days ago

You miscalculated. Global warming means that winters are not cold enough to kill the snakes.

thewillrogers.bsky.social•24 days ago

The Mormons I knew from high school have been posting "God will not be mocked" and sharing Army of God material so really I think Mormon ISIS isn't that far off either.

allavut.bsky.social•21 days ago

any thoughts about pickleball isis?

panactheos.bsky.social•24 days ago

I don't know why she swallowed the insurgent organization, perhaps she'll die.

hypermobilehyena.bsky.social•24 days ago

This was the one I was looking for

gammarae.design•23 days ago

I hate all this holy warring and yet NO BUTLERIAN JIHAD.

gammarae.design•23 days ago

Tho there's the shittier "Thou shalt not elect anyone in the semblance of a human mind."

geirdis.bsky.social•24 days ago

“Guys, if we introduce rabbits to Australia, there will always be a food supply!”

syntherella.bsky.social•24 days ago

"when wintertime rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death"

tawmussohhh.bsky.social•24 days ago

That’s the beauty part

mx-abies-mica.bsky.social•21 days ago

Next book, maybe?

y4k0vbl0mkin.bsky.social•24 days ago

I'll bring the Shia militias.

baddielynn.bsky.social•24 days ago

I have an idea for which ISIS to clean things up, if needed.

"To keep paths and ways in good order, to shatter earth and to make it firm are yours, Inana. To destroy, to build up, to tear out and to settle are yours, Inana."

Bonus: really strong trans rights once they're done.

deadindenver.bsky.social•24 days ago

It's gonna work this time

alikeleighstory.bsky.social•24 days ago

Well, goddamn it, “I don’t know why she swallowed the fly!”

scoobertdoobert69.bsky.social•23 days ago

If we gotta have a Mormon faction, can they at least be Mormon Mujahideen for the alliteration? Mormahideen if you wanna be cutesy but that might be a mouthful

courtiscatwitch.bsky.social•23 days ago

I'm just waiting for the eventual typo which gets the ISS involved.

stungravy.bsky.social•24 days ago

sorry when do the falun gong acrobats come in

sleepyworker.bsky.social•24 days ago

Catholic ISIS meanwhile just sit around a feel guilty

differentsmoke.bsky.social•23 days ago

Or we'll bring up Atheist ISIS which will die out naturally due to lack of reproductive opportunities.

tojo2k.bsky.social•24 days ago

I don't know why she swallowed that fly...

quailinthecity.bsky.social•24 days ago

Can we make this our last round, this roller coaster's making me sick, if you could only flap those wings... https://youtu.be/Vq_BxPC1Aw4?si=rBbvOM7slxrV983U

phillphillphill.bsky.social•23 days ago

When do we release the cane toads?

missspiers.bsky.social•24 days ago

What the fuck did I miss this time? 😃

carrieleighc.bsky.social•24 days ago

Don't forget Buddhist Isis. Instead of self-immolation, they just burn it all down. 🔥

reluctantmonk.bsky.social•23 days ago

Buddhist ISIS intervenes near the end to make everyone sit down and be quiet until they calm down.

kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social•24 days ago

Mormon ISIS will be Harry Dean Stanton in Big Love

whoopseadayxe.bsky.social•24 days ago

Before the revolution: When the bough breaks.

hannibalstardew.bsky.social•24 days ago

But what about Kirkland Signature ISIS?

trenchologist.bsky.social•24 days ago

…perhaps she’ll die

dustycymbre.bsky.social•24 days ago

She's dead of course
My wife might see this and not get the reference so https://youtu.be/I4fHv08ZSbQ

alicepooper.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ah, the US foreign policy strategy

simplyjack.bsky.social•24 days ago

Tag Romney the next Augustus Caesar calling it right now

jctenton.bsky.social•24 days ago

if i have to pick i'll take an augustus over a sulla or marius

simplyjack.bsky.social•24 days ago

Trump is Sulla Obama is Marius.

amywestervelt.bsky.social•22 days ago

Mormon ISIS would at least be collectivists? grasping at straws

dreamingzen.bsky.social•24 days ago

Luddite ISIS is still a bit lost in the woods for all this

iwriteok.bsky.social•24 days ago

keeping Luddite ISIS in the wings in case we wind up needing a fourth ISIS

dreamingzen.bsky.social•24 days ago

We using smoke signals or just the usual hobo signs on trees?

jimisgrowing.bsky.social•24 days ago

We can use radios, and sat phones just not ones that are built on exploitation.

So yeah smoke signals it is.

azrielodin.bsky.social•24 days ago

I feel like this is an good moment to remind people you made an excellent podcast about Rojava: https://www.thewomenswar.com/

warrensrigley.bsky.social•24 days ago

When winter rolls around the democratic confederalists simply freeze to death.

danielalanbaker.bsky.social•24 days ago

Nah bro we redomesticate the pet dogs that went feral and for warmth we cuddle with the dogs in the shipping containers we took from Isis. After we plug the bullet hold and throw the bodies out. Gotta feed the dogs something.

vogonpoetry.live•24 days ago

When do we get to the marmosets?

jctenton.bsky.social•24 days ago

invasive species in australia except ISISes

mr-hops.bsky.social•24 days ago

So we end up with the invasive species killing WMD

VirusISIS

turingradius.bsky.social•24 days ago

*writes down "Cane Toads are ISIS"*

denalilobito.bsky.social•24 days ago

It’s kind of like the “Little Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” logic.

spaghetti.expert•24 days ago

I know an old lady who swallowed an ISIS

profess0rjam.bsky.social•24 days ago

I'm sure this is some sort of Hearts of Iron mod

danielalanbaker.bsky.social•24 days ago

Omgthis made me lol irl my partner is like what’s so funny and I can’t stop

nhogan235.bsky.social•24 days ago

There was an old lady the swallowed a fly….

kimmylea.bsky.social•24 days ago

And then comes the Scientologists ...

molson.bsky.social•24 days ago

Catalina island was kind of a paradise, but then the early Spanish brought rats that overran the island. So they brought snakes to kill the rats. Then the snakes overran the island. So they brought over boars to kill the snakes. Now if you camp on Catalina you gotta watch out for boar

ornamentalmatt.bsky.social•24 days ago

maestraoogway.bsky.social•24 days ago

I'm guessing I'll be dead by then. Could we expedite it?

megapocalypse.bsky.social•24 days ago

Didn't I hear this, but as a children's book about an old woman who swallowed a fly?

Perhaps we'll die

dangrously.bsky.social•24 days ago

just wait till Lutheran and Mennonite ISISes start rising up.

mosphotos.bsky.social•24 days ago

hell ya, luddites unite

sparaflash.bsky.social•24 days ago

What if this is the right prophecy?

https://bsky.app/profile/sparaflash.bsky.social/post/3lh7j6fmsj22k

foolishobserver.bsky.social•24 days ago

Should we just fast forward to Robot AISIS?

indridrook.bsky.social•23 days ago

and when winter rolls around the gorillas will freeze to death

blargdragon.bsky.social•24 days ago

I can hear Sophie groaning ethereally

vaguebiscuit.bsky.social•24 days ago

My only concern is we accidentally create Sikh ISIS and then we're all fucked

jctenton.bsky.social•24 days ago

Sikh ISIS shows up at your house every day and force feeds you free vegetarian food

rewhan.bsky.social•24 days ago

Wait, I'm coming around on this idea...

jimisgrowing.bsky.social•24 days ago

Indira Gandhi spinning fast enough in her grave to power the whole Indian railway system.

geonv.bsky.social•22 days ago

Classic "old lady who swallowed a fly" manouver

sl128.bsky.social•24 days ago

i know an old lady who swallowed a FLISIS. maybe she could cough it up to help somewhere.

rewhan.bsky.social•24 days ago

Brought to you by the Cane Toad Ecology Council of Australia

shivax.bsky.social•23 days ago

No one knows why she swallowed that fly...

doubleharold.bsky.social•24 days ago

Is this a more "let them fight" situation, or a "whoever wins, we lose" kind of deal?

milesofroses.bsky.social•23 days ago

Like the story of the old lady who swallowed a fly... except more apocalyptic

aloysius.bsky.social•23 days ago

there was an old lady who swallowed an isis, I don't know why she swallowed an isis, perhaps she'll die

mshawkin.bsky.social•24 days ago

Egyptian goddess of motherhood, protection, and magic Isis needs to get in the game.

iwriteok.bsky.social•24 days ago

Isis ISIS, the most powerful ISIS of all

skullbeard.bsky.social•24 days ago

Andrea Thomas?

This may predate you...

https://youtu.be/H7MHGDGmsk8?si=j9sBvhyRKUeThyFA

mshawkin.bsky.social•24 days ago

All of my favorite things predate me

jules.tgirl.gay•24 days ago

when can this unfortunately named street in los angeles get in on the action?

jules.tgirl.gay•24 days ago

when the terrorist group that you funded to get rid of the the terrorist group that you funded to get rid of the the terrorist group that you funded to get rid of the the terrorist group that you funded to get rid of the democratically elected government does terrorism.