lmao eat shit Elon - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

he was handing out a million per person who voted for Schimel, right? wonder if he's gonna demand they give it back. more likely those checks are gonna bounce

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tmoney2007.bsky.social•62 days ago

The two they paid were Republican operatives.

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kristinarobinson.bsky.social•62 days ago

I hope they still get charged with accepting bribes!

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woundedbear.bsky.social•62 days ago

A bigger failure than his penis surgery…

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egofreaky.bsky.social•61 days ago

Nah, they'll say it was rigged, piss and moan about it for years and dog whistle their followers into many illegal acts and then get indignant about being called out on it

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excelsiorsmith.bsky.social•59 days ago

It looks like Kendrick ushered in the Petty Era just in time. His relentless dog-walking of Drake has served as the perfect model for the people’s repudiation of the Ketamine Kowboy Klown. Turns out we hate Elon just as passionately as we hate Drake

https://lokiexcelsiorsmith.substack.com/p/a-rogues-gallery-revue?r=fd4u4

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jacob-greenwald.bsky.social•62 days ago

How much did he spend? How much did he spend!

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professorplague.bsky.social•61 days ago

$25 million. Man, when I think about the unhinged shit I would get up to with that many nickels…

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rainbowdeathclub.bsky.social•61 days ago

lol this was verbatim my post with the same screenshot, just taken a little later in the vote count.

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transplantedsconie.bsky.social•62 days ago

Thank Jebus my home state came through in the end. We don't have much this side of crippling alcoholism, high cholesterol, and a smattering of diabetes so this is nice.

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ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social•61 days ago

Remember when JBP was throwing a tantrum about people that use “lmao” and how it’s narcissistic behavior ? Almost as funny as his Sesame Street issues.

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chirabella.bsky.social•62 days ago

Maybe he should try upgrading to a hat shaped like a larger wedge of cheese

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cmerit13.bsky.social•62 days ago

They are going to ramp up their election interference plans.

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satiricalplanet.bsky.social•59 days ago

Earth’s lost the plot again—tariffs on penguins, Elon in a cheese hat, and Kid Rock in the White House. Xylb-tok is watching!
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/re-week-8-earth-follies-galactic

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dumbjosh.bsky.social•62 days ago

damn he really got wrecked, too

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tmoney2007.bsky.social•62 days ago

She seemed to do a great job hanging Musk around Schimel's neck like an albatross.

People really seem to hate that guy.

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huber.bsky.social•61 days ago

Most statewide WI races come
down to less than a percent. This is a routing.

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twoscoopsofpig.bsky.social•62 days ago

I hope he nibbles his shit so he can savor it for longer.

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pumpactionmusket.bsky.social•62 days ago

There must be DEFCON 2 levels of panic among the GOP bigwigs losing Wisconsin by this large a margin.

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nicolasbc.bsky.social•61 days ago

We need to realize that this was loose couch money he found in between the couch. His influence through wealth must be muzzled.

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dreamingzen.bsky.social•62 days ago

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localteen.bsky.social•62 days ago

Fuck this makes me happy.

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unrulyfarm.bsky.social•61 days ago

Ha he said anything? Posted anything? Is he alive? Does anyone know? Have we FINALLY shut him (the fuck) up?????

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jthomasalbert.bsky.social•62 days ago

I hope all the people who took that $100 to sign his stupid petition voted for Crawford.

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siefy74.bsky.social•62 days ago

15%! Take note Trumpist morons: THIS is what a real “mandate” looks like!

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casketsanctum.bsky.social•62 days ago

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bigsteven.bsky.social•61 days ago

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lncann.bsky.social•62 days ago

Hope he cries about it

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kristinarobinson.bsky.social•62 days ago

Hope he cries about it *on camera*

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dontwallpaperthat.bsky.social•61 days ago

Hope this translates to actually leftist decisions not just more comforting the capital class

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amano-jack.bsky.social•62 days ago

This warms the cackles of my blackened, shriveled heart.

Any time The Cancerous Boer eats shit, my heart grows 3 sizes

Now if only they would give him a bench warrant for trying to overtly buy votes in an election

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