"Historians who specialize in the 2020s tend to agree that Rockstar's decision to push the release of GTA 6 by almost a year acted a force multiplier for the great uprising, bringing tens of millions into the streets in the fall of 2025."
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“The statistically near-guaranteed stroke/heart attack combination that finally claimed the life of America’s dumbest president led to the holiday that America still celebrates for a month every autumn.”
I think part of it will be the McDonald’s snack wrap being disappointing and far more expensive than it used to be underlining for the treat-centric American society how enshittified everything has become
Rockstar games obsession with realism leads them to wait out the beginning of the upheaval so they can introduce their new "uprising algorithm", making the game more realistic and up to
date than ever. The algorithm will include actual footage from down town Miami as the revolution develops.
I wonder if they made the decision to delay the release to integrate new content based on current events. It's not enough time to alter the main narrative, but side content is viable in the timeframe.
Robert, I swear this game coming out is one reason I kept my sanity. If the impending civil war comes quicker and this game is delayed again because of it. Ima snap. Lol
The announcement had me ready to crash tf out. Genuinely planning to put together a team and fight our way across the wasteland to Rockstar HQ cuz I will NOT be letting that shit go away when we've waited so long.
"Well, I could join the mass protests over brownshirts rounding up my friends and empty grocery stores charging $20 for bread but GTA6 just came out so I'll stay home." is one of the big obstacles we no longer have to worry about.
Unironically, someone in 30 years time is going to say that had GTAVI landed in 2015 or 2016 it would've distracted the gamer gate boys and Clinton would've got those extra 150k votes she needed to win, and I don't know enough to say if they're definitely wrong, lol.
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date than ever. The algorithm will include actual footage from down town Miami as the revolution develops.
Also: I need this book