4/68: Adam (yes that one)
the original problematic heterosexual. dedicated wife guy now on his second marriage after a messy divorce. suspended from Eden on his original account after breaking ToS. unironically posts boomer memes
Rating: 1/10
the original problematic heterosexual. dedicated wife guy now on his second marriage after a messy divorce. suspended from Eden on his original account after breaking ToS. unironically posts boomer memes
Rating: 1/10
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our first really obscure one. he only had two prophecies and both of them kind of sucked ass. probably has a handle like ahi384737374 and the default profile pic. never posts anything
Rating: 0/10
one of the twelve minor prophets. specifically as in"neurodivergent and a minor". picrew profile picture with a rainbow flag background. spends half of his time on priv and the other half harassing random trans women with replies that inexplicably also contain kpop gifs
Rating: -3/10
an elderly woman who prophesied the coming of Jesus in the temple of Jerusalem. extremely religious poster. her account is probably relatively inactive except for pictures of her admittedly cute dog and minion memes about Mormonism
Rating: 2/10
one of the prophets mentioned in the acts of the apostles. predicted a major famine (warning was unheeded). posts a lot about currently ongoing crises with a sort of deranged but nonetheless sincere energy. basically a silly little guy with doomer characteristics
Rating: 6/10
This guy fucking sucks. trust me. he didn't even do anything except author a few psalms and guess what those suck too. you don't want this guy on your timeline
Rating: 0/10
He had a prophecy about the terrible decisions of his leaders and managed to actually make them stop. Agabus fucking wishes he was this guy. Azariah regularly kicks up shitstorms so bad corporations and politicians alike quake in their boots
Rating: 9/10