"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
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Nothing but sympathy for all the blue collar TV writers out there ensuring we have a comfortable excess of police dramas for bored Midwestern housewives
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"Bazorbo!" he says after spending 20 minutes coughing.
He slowly rises from his chair and shuffles to the entertainment center, we get a slow pan of half of the original big bang theory cast, old and withered.He pulls a DVD label "My favorite Star Trek episodes" and puts it in the TV.
Static plays.
doctor: I don't understand! the medicine was working yesterday!
sheldon: I switched your medicine for science juice
*science juice in IV revealed to be orange juice*
shelfon: BAZZINOGA
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SHELDON: I guess I die alone because I was awful
HOWARD'S GHOST: Yea, and I have to haunt you.
SHELDON: Boozinga.
He slowly rises from his chair and shuffles to the entertainment center, we get a slow pan of half of the original big bang theory cast, old and withered.He pulls a DVD label "My favorite Star Trek episodes" and puts it in the TV.
Static plays.
- Across the Sheldon-verse
-Bazinga the Sheldon-verse
sheldon: I switched your medicine for science juice
*science juice in IV revealed to be orange juice*
shelfon: BAZZINOGA