Crumbl cookies took off because the cookies were pretty and look appetizing. But realistically, them mfs dry and taste like they were baked in an EZ Bake oven with Dasani water in the batter. I’d rather pop 3 Popeyes biscuits directly into my throat in the middle of the desert. - ThreadSky

tamberlands.bsky.social • 109 days ago

Crumbl cookies took off because the cookies were pretty and look appetizing. But realistically, them mfs dry and taste like they were baked in an EZ Bake oven with Dasani water in the batter. I’d rather pop 3 Popeyes biscuits directly into my throat in the middle of the desert.

Comments

peacezodanou.bsky.social•109 days ago

Damn!!!🤭

loveveryminute.bsky.social•108 days ago

They all taste the same or have no flavor and super sweet! I never understood the hype! Not worth the price and always see that it promotes a toxic workplace! 🤮

cculliton1.bsky.social•109 days ago

I’d rather have Popeye’s biscuits than about anything … except Popeye’s chicken.

specdon.bsky.social•109 days ago

Never had it

zbeckers.bsky.social•109 days ago

This is how I feel with crave cupcakes. They are always so so dry.

mdhk76.bsky.social•109 days ago

This take is the best take...the price is the added insult to the injury

casperkan3.bsky.social•109 days ago

Sheesh.

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂

casperkan3.bsky.social•109 days ago

Lightin' they ass up 😂

halomak.es•108 days ago

way too sweet too i couldn’t eat more than like a quarter of one without feeling absolutely sick

aeonamplifier.bsky.social•109 days ago

In case there are any bakers in this thread, this is the best recipe I’ve ever used. I’ve tried it with various butters and both dark and light brown sugar and they all slap 😮‍💨

https://sugarspunrun.com/brown-butter-chocolate-chip-cookies/

aeonamplifier.bsky.social•109 days ago

Adding some tips too

https://bsky.app/profile/aeonamplifier.bsky.social/post/3lauw54hqyk25

inkjet08.bsky.social•109 days ago

📌

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

Saving this

inkjet08.bsky.social•109 days ago

This is perhaps a dumb question but how do you bookmark/save on here 😭😭

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

Not dumb! I don’t think that feature is available yet. You’d probably have to use a 3rd party app atp

inkjet08.bsky.social•109 days ago

I low-key panicked and was scrambling looking for a solution that I probably missed 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️. I'll just retweet (reskeet?) it for now thx!

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

You good! No prob!

saruhh628.bsky.social•109 days ago

I use this recipe and they come out 🔥 every time!!!! I make them for every bake sale we have at work and they come runningggg

aeonamplifier.bsky.social•109 days ago

I get the same result but with friends and family! I may never use another cookie recipe tbh!

nahlagem.bsky.social•109 days ago

It's true. I like insomnia cookies better.

bougiesince1983.bsky.social•109 days ago

Oh there my favorite

borntoeatbacon.com•108 days ago

I wanted to try them, but it seems my apartment is like 50 feet outside their delivery zone.

bullwrinkle.bsky.social•109 days ago

So true 😂😂

halimajay.bsky.social•109 days ago

dasani water in the batter is frying me😭

pittsburghmom3.bsky.social•109 days ago

Why IS Dasani water so terrible?

mgdoberman.bsky.social•109 days ago

Y’all be talking about them bad. Makes me want try them just to see 😂

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

Give it a shot. Just make sure you have health insurance

mgdoberman.bsky.social•109 days ago

Shit 😂

notyournegro.bsky.social•109 days ago

Yeah I don’t get the appeal at all.

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

It has to be a distraction

toddecooks.bsky.social•109 days ago

They’re Trash!

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

Exactly!

bougiesince1983.bsky.social•109 days ago

Man this is so true they are over rated

manetasticmrfox.bsky.social•109 days ago

Them hoes “crumble” like sand too, just straight ass fr

demarini.bsky.social•109 days ago

I can taste that they’re made from a commercial dough. The same taste of a lot of grocery store bakery cookies

bobthebuildin.bsky.social•109 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 love the hate

celastrida.bsky.social•109 days ago

The fact that I can get a dozen cookies from a local bakery that are 100x better for 1/2 the price is enough for people to stop buying from them. 18 bucks for 4 cookies is absolute robbery!

traceetr.bsky.social•109 days ago

pseudoruu.bsky.social•109 days ago

fr because why do they taste like playdough and kinetic sand had a one night stand???

cindorella.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂😂😂

fiero.bsky.social•109 days ago

I wouldn't wish Crumbl cookies even on my worst enemies.

snazzysocksmoon.bsky.social•109 days ago

Some flavors are better than others. Chocolate peanut butter cup, cosmic brownie and pumpkin caramel are pretty good imo, but more so if you've got milk

joshphillips.info•109 days ago

jasoncdaniels.bsky.social•109 days ago

At least those biscuits have flavor!

tarmarbq.bsky.social•109 days ago

Thank you!! Way overrated

iamwumbologist.bsky.social•109 days ago

Crumbl is so overrated

sobedefiant.bsky.social•109 days ago

It takes me about 3 days to eat one cookie lol

theothermatthew.bsky.social•109 days ago

Anything over-the-top like those—or more extreme like Voodoo and Psycho donuts—is a sign to me that they can’t do the basic foundation well.

Can a simple, well-made cookie take over the cookie world? Probably not. Do we need one company to take over the cookie world? Also, probably not.

bleucheeze13.bsky.social•108 days ago

🤣

chicagotom164.bsky.social•108 days ago

Yes they are

huegolden.bsky.social•109 days ago

If they were dry, that would be one thing, but they’re soggy and underbaked. It’s almost like a school cafeteria started a cookie business with only a heat lamp to bake.

literarygadd.com•109 days ago

I’m always shocked when I bake something and people rave. I bake for fun but have doing it for almost 30 years. I’m convinced people aren’t exposed to good baking and so their bar is very low.

willchen79.bsky.social•109 days ago

They’re not good and look like a mess

cyclingchick.bsky.social•108 days ago

😆

sonyasteele.bsky.social•109 days ago

Yeah, I had one and it was a big disappointment, especially for the price!

nutritionistfoo.bsky.social•109 days ago

Yup my kids begged for some and we went and got like 6 cookies…and I have not been asked since. You know it’s bad when even the kids are like “nah”.

yourdadlikedit.bsky.social•109 days ago

My daughter loves that nasty shit. I can take the money I’d spend on a half-dozen and just bake some actual cookies that don’t taste like ass.

inkjet08.bsky.social•109 days ago

Was a big fan at first cause I prefer chewy cookies. But yea the recipe ain't the same smh

gheausxt.bsky.social•108 days ago

Facts

foxiekat.bsky.social•108 days ago

Say it louder for the people in the back 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

leohorishny.bsky.social•108 days ago

LOL! Seriously though, baking, cookies, do it yourself. Especially now, on 10 different levels, baking bread, cookies, pies, cakes…anything, doing that yourself IS the right thing. Even if, you smear ingredients on your screen while following s YT video how. You got this!! ❤️

algnyc.bsky.social•109 days ago

Line around the block all day long for the worst cookies.

apieceofreese.bsky.social•109 days ago

Well dang. The accuracy is crazy

countrygirl47.bsky.social•109 days ago

Way overpriced for what you get. A bag of Oreos work just as well. Your hips don’t care if you paid 52 cents for one or $4.57. They all end up at the same place.

shenangins.bsky.social•109 days ago

I knew I didn't want to try them when I saw gigantic SUVs parked in front of a building with a bunch of soccer/yoga mom's holding Stanley cups waiting in line outside. I went over to see and was told they were about to release a new cookie and they were waiting for them to open in an hour.

nahhansandiego.bsky.social•109 days ago

shit’s nasty for reallll.

and it hurts my fucking heart when my daughter wants to make copycat recipes at home when i’m a baker with so many heirloom cookie recipes 😭

zackbalzer.bsky.social•108 days ago

And they got the nerve to charge $22 for a box of 4 like they don’t taste like cargo pants

dasunshine.bsky.social•109 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

zuulthegatekeeper.bsky.social•109 days ago

I have never had one, but I'm officially changing it to never will have one 🤣

porcorosso92.bsky.social•109 days ago

But, how do you REALLY feel about them? 😉

sonaliverse.bsky.social•108 days ago

They weren’t that bad. I like them

flamama69.bsky.social•109 days ago

😭😭😭

garymf5000.bsky.social•109 days ago

Pure poetry *chefs kiss*

deborahisnothappy.bsky.social•109 days ago

They’re so overrated

wovenwithgold.bsky.social•109 days ago

This is personal 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

deirdre63.bsky.social•109 days ago

I tried one a long time ago. I thought it was fine, if overpriced. I haven't had any lately. I prefer soft, moist cookies.

kingdp89.bsky.social•109 days ago

I haven’t even tried them yet but all that I’ve heard is not convincing me to lol

flossysvmi.bsky.social•109 days ago

I still never had them

grizzblanco.bsky.social•109 days ago

Heavy on Dasani water them cookies are nuclear. I feel like this fbi trying to put more drugs in the black community 😭😭

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

This tracks because the hype makes no sense 😂

exilednomo.bsky.social•108 days ago

To be for real who did they know who got them started -it’s all about WHO you know who will promote you & fool the public- look at the white ass Mormon owners who started it for your answer. We gotta stop fallin for their grifting lying shit

niniwyd.bsky.social•109 days ago

😭😭😭

kthechosenone.bsky.social•109 days ago

You hit with this opinion 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 bottom shelf cookies

mutehero86.bsky.social•109 days ago

I don’t know how your crumblr cookies make theirs but the one i go to is usually ok. But i only get the small cookies. You have to eat day of purchase tho

grandmainfl.bsky.social•109 days ago

I agree!

sweatuhgod.bsky.social•109 days ago

Damn. Tell us how you really feel. (I agree)

shlc.bsky.social•108 days ago

not the Dasani water 💀💀🤣🤣

singzthebleuz.bsky.social•108 days ago

Soror! Not 3!😂😂😂😂😂😂

tamberlands.bsky.social•108 days ago

Tryna meet Jesus fr

peteinphilly.bsky.social•109 days ago

This gets a follow

bewilderedowl.bsky.social•109 days ago

interesting, I've only ever found them to be disturbingly undercooked in the middle.

yeendog.bsky.social•109 days ago

crumbl has quickly become the Starbucks of pastries and not in a good way. I'm glad the hype is crumbling like a bad cookie

kykate.bsky.social•109 days ago

Feel the same. 🤮

deathicey.bsky.social•109 days ago

My partner loves them and every time I try it hate it 😭 Plus the amount of sugar and calories one of those cookies has is the equivalent of a box of cookies from the grocery store.

mustlovedogs-rjk.bsky.social•109 days ago

I laughed too hard at this!🤣

shiototodoroki.bsky.social•109 days ago

It’s so funny bc there is a such a huge divide with crumbl and insomnia lmaooo (deserved insomnia is actually good)

geminikohai.bsky.social•108 days ago

Lmaooo 😭😂

chrisholly.bsky.social•108 days ago

A friend sent us Crumbl cookies. I thought it was a nice gesture.

They were awful. Even my college age sons weren't interested.

xndrswrld420.bsky.social•109 days ago

I've never tried them. But they look raw in the middle, and why are there so many calories? If I'm buying a cookie, I want the whole cookie. Not 1/4th of it that has enough calories for a serving of standard cookies.

outwiththeold.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

rulenumber2.bsky.social•109 days ago

RIGHT!!! 100%

halorallymonkey.bsky.social•109 days ago

Not to mention the bank loan you had to take out to afford the dry overpriced overfrosted cookie

zoovana.bsky.social•109 days ago

This is straight up facts, they're SO sweet too

mvndvrin.bsky.social•109 days ago

Such an accurate description 😂😂

chrissands.bsky.social•109 days ago

…So anyways, you started blastin’

bluebirdpodcast.bsky.social•109 days ago

3 biscuits? That’s nuts. Almost worse than Trump being our next moron in charge.

hartsunknown.bsky.social•109 days ago

That is quite the description lol

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

I like to include the fine details

heavenalmighty.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂😂

manuelalphamale.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂😂😂😂

markfromthedark.bsky.social•109 days ago

someone had to say it, thank you!

sheroyale.bsky.social•109 days ago

I never had them but now I don’t feel like I’m missing out

shunniebun.bsky.social•109 days ago

Same😅

borntoeatbacon.com•108 days ago

Their cheesecake cookies are good.

game6metsfan.bsky.social•109 days ago

Agree. They're not even homemade. They come from a mix.

sykoheatherrr.bsky.social•109 days ago

So real and so true 😭 I have never CRAVED a crumbl cookie. I’ve always been given them 💀

butterflyxtine.bsky.social•109 days ago

They’re terrible i wanted to love them

kathwertheim.bsky.social•109 days ago

Yes! You’ve expressed this perfectly! I was excited when I saw the Crumbl cookies, and then… ugh.

newblueskyday.bsky.social•109 days ago

Hahaha! You are so right.

jeganmanhunter.bsky.social•109 days ago

They're also like your daily caloric limit for 1 cookie so there's that

shinikage221.bsky.social•109 days ago

Violating child labor laws, and their shit isn't even good? Smh

stinkystunky.bsky.social•109 days ago

They are atrociously awful. I ate one and I was done. Felt like I was coughing up sand how dry they were.

ipersevere2.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂😂😂 3 Popeyes biscuits with no water in sight is insane

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

Just take me to the King at that point

ipersevere2.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂 it’s a wrap

chattydev.bsky.social•109 days ago

I've been hearing two types of reports but it sounds way too sweet

fukuroudamn.bsky.social•109 days ago

I'm not from the US but I watch YouTube and this Texan booktuber always gets crumbl 😆 each time I'm jealous, but no more 🤣🤣

user48384739.bsky.social•109 days ago

I have a hard time believing people actually like them.

nikifiki.bsky.social•109 days ago

They are SO DANG SWEET. One bite and I’m questioning choices

cre8vlyf71.bsky.social•109 days ago

Put a chokehold on you trying to swallow

ohhthatsave.bsky.social•108 days ago

Sooo I got put on to crumbl cookie got addicted and now everyone dont like em now who making ya cookies because Im not having the same experience😂

rungirlrun07.bsky.social•109 days ago

They're precious cargo in the delivery world

999anarchist.bsky.social•109 days ago

💀💀💀

king1020.bsky.social•109 days ago

I actually like them. Damn, guess my taste buds just don’t give af 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

d1ngbat.bsky.social•109 days ago

Thank you for your ministry and getting the good word out.

opinionatedmj.bsky.social•108 days ago

🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣

batoolali.bsky.social•109 days ago

They're like the Balenciaga of the food world

intelligenth00dlum.bsky.social•109 days ago

You are extremely descriptive and I absolutely love it !!! Parallel that with your humor and authenticity, it’s a joy to have on my skyline.

iddtthots.bsky.social•108 days ago

Their falloff really needs to be studied 🤦🏾

griff.dev•109 days ago

It'd be the same amount of calories as a single serving. And the fact they use a quarter of a cookie as a serving and get away with it 🙄

shan-bones.bsky.social•109 days ago

They really are the perfect example of aesthetic being priority cuz they worked hard on image with all the drizzles & crushed cereal on top of raw sugar sand.

bcrehan.bsky.social•109 days ago

You should go when you're baked. Bring water it's amazing

chextraz.bsky.social•108 days ago

Straight to the throat? You not gone let them touch the tongue for a sec to get a lil moisture? You strong lol

biggistbird.bsky.social•109 days ago

They are also 9 million calories for no apparent reason.

javsosav.bsky.social•108 days ago

I don’t know why “9 million” took me out 😂😂

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

Gaining weight on some bottom tier desserts is nasty work

whereitsat68.bsky.social•109 days ago

Quite the picture you paint! 😂

karigurl.bsky.social•108 days ago

😂😂😂 I tasted this post

natrlredhd.bsky.social•109 days ago

Oh and their cookies suck!

natrlredhd.bsky.social•109 days ago

I have to say I agree with you! When you go in the shop, it doesn’t even smell like cookies! I asked them why, and they said they bake them very early in the am🙄

hooversmom3.bsky.social•108 days ago

I prefer my homemade cookies over store bought ones.

cinnamowlroll.bsky.social•109 days ago

Better off buying a box of 4 Whole Foods brown butter chocolate chunk cookies instead, those mfers are amazing after 30 seconds in the microwave.

dilettante-oji.bsky.social•109 days ago

respectfully it sounds like your local crumbl maybe sucks, because every crumble cookie i've ever had held the moisture of a full stick of butter in each bite in a way that somehow feels divine instead of disgusting

fdell.bsky.social•109 days ago

There’s one near my apt that has a line almost all day every day.

mgamber.bsky.social•109 days ago

All of them are suuuuuuper unhealthy too. Looked at the nutrition info and now I can’t even eat them when a coworker brings them into work, etc.

isaac303h.bsky.social•109 days ago

Worst cookies ever.

casuallytori.bsky.social•109 days ago

insomnia cookies is the way to go imo

salhunnit.bsky.social•109 days ago

📌

matts-truth.bsky.social•108 days ago

Laughing Out Loud 😹

evendan.bsky.social•109 days ago

I miss the Original Mrs. Fields before it went through venture capitalism

suttonimpaqt.bsky.social•109 days ago

This description 😂

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂😂😂

sitterofallfaces.bsky.social•109 days ago

Screams 🤣🤣

livegiganreaction.bsky.social•108 days ago

Literally just sugary headaches baked into a shape

madnxlvl.bsky.social•109 days ago

Popeye biscuits catching strays 😩

abbaccabaa.bsky.social•109 days ago

My wife loves them & gets them all the time, I can’t take more than 2 bites without them drying out my throat and making my stomach hurt for the whole day.

omfproductions.bsky.social•109 days ago

How do you feel about Melt brownies though? 😂

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

What that is 👀

acousticstyle56.bsky.social•109 days ago

Crumble is OK... But way way overrated and way overpriced

notorrieus.bsky.social•109 days ago

That last sentence tho! LMAOOOO

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

😭😭

hazytrippindaizies.bsky.social•109 days ago

I love you.

adversewitness.bsky.social•109 days ago

I think they’re a Mormon creation; people who don’t have alcohol or caffeine must indulge somehow, and for them that looks like a 3000 calorie cookie

goobasaurus.bsky.social•109 days ago

They all tasted like corn syrup with a hint of cookie added

asydtrip.bsky.social•108 days ago

And they always seem to be undercooked lmao

debsthebossette.bsky.social•109 days ago

So you choose death over wannabe cookie? 👍🏽

just-jammin2.bsky.social•108 days ago

Never ate one, never will. I could bake 2 dozen at a fraction of the cost of one of their cookies.

are-we-fascist-yet.bsky.social•109 days ago

So accurate

nicole444b.bsky.social•109 days ago

😂

oregongrown.bsky.social•109 days ago

You are right about that. Definitely not a five or $7 cookie

linluv5.bsky.social•109 days ago

Old reliable:

tamberlands.bsky.social•109 days ago

You not lying 🙂‍↕️

supermills.bsky.social•109 days ago

something is seriously wrong with those cookies.

incognoir.bsky.social•109 days ago

Water 💦

doubloons.bsky.social•109 days ago

As soon as I learned that they don’t use salt in their cookies it was OVER

zackulous.bsky.social•109 days ago

ptbooks.bsky.social•109 days ago

I’ll never trust a cookie with frosting again. Unless it’s an Oreo. My ass fat.

akkojelly.bsky.social•109 days ago

never seen anything truer

jellospark.bsky.social•109 days ago

I expected so much more after my first bite 😔 cuz ppl are waiting hours in line for them too 🤯

reygo.bsky.social•109 days ago

I brought them home to try a few weeks ago. My 3rd grade took 1 bite and said "Next time stick with Chips Ahoy."

garside.bsky.social•108 days ago

thank you, everyone thinks im crazy when i say crumbl is bad

mamajechs.bsky.social•109 days ago

Not gonna lie they suck lol.

loualltheslaps.bsky.social•109 days ago

Thank you. They are not good. In fact, real cookies need to square up with those cookies for lying about being cookies.

eatyrgho.st•109 days ago

TRUTH. They only ever come into the house as a gift, so I have to grin through eating some undercooked, off-tasting monstrosity when even an Oreo would be better.

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