Asteroid has been declared the frontrunner for 2028 candidates with a 69% approval rating for its project 2032 plan. - ThreadSky

toonwolf306.bsky.social•81 days ago

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autarch.bsky.social•81 days ago

Go Go Asteroid!!!

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rustyrussell.bsky.social•81 days ago

😂 don’t look up . By 2028 it might be welcomed just to stop the madness of king Elon and court jester trump .

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themuznick.bsky.social•81 days ago

How do we get it to 100%? I'm ready to go.

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bananasandwich13.bsky.social•81 days ago

Lord I saw what you did for the dinosaurs and want that for me

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ritalinbaby.bsky.social•81 days ago

Could it hurry tf up? I’m so tired of all of this shit.

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nonbeanie.bsky.social•81 days ago

All I can think about is that if it reaches over 3% our world governments are gonna think about how to blow it up.

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joaogallegos.bsky.social•79 days ago

Since then- the odd have doubled. 🤞🏽

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roblizzle.bsky.social•81 days ago

I need to see the No Asteroid Cataclysm Party’s policies on climate change before they can convince me to vote.

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dawnmica.bsky.social•81 days ago

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

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estropuppynsfw.bsky.social•81 days ago

Nice

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sl0wl0ris.bsky.social•81 days ago

It’s got my vote.

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bigupstatefeller.bsky.social•81 days ago

AP: Asteroid states it “has concepts of an impact”

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hannahholland.bsky.social•81 days ago

Naw, I’m betting that asteroid has a detailed plan down to the last millimeter.

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curlyfoot.bsky.social•81 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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kikimaesen.bsky.social•81 days ago

I've never been more excited about the threat of total annihilation.

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heatherno1.bsky.social•81 days ago

Just wondering how we can speed it up

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noonaelf.bsky.social•81 days ago

"Asteroid for president" sounds a LOT better than our current timeline

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jestertillz.bsky.social•81 days ago

Make earth flat again... for real this time...

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layneempowered.bsky.social•80 days ago

Elon needs to go act like he has something to do with saving us from this so he leaves our Government systems alone.

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dotfontaine.bsky.social•81 days ago

We love asteroid! Asteroid 2028! Make Earth experience an extinction event again!

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hannahholland.bsky.social•81 days ago

At this point, do it, just do it. But i spend most days saying that.😉

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chambamalam.bsky.social•81 days ago

Come on astroid!

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roblynthegoblyn.bsky.social•81 days ago

Let's hope it's big enough to do the job

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jacobhayden.bsky.social•81 days ago

Asteroid for 2028: Make America Mass Extinction Again.

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sizzlinbacon1973.bsky.social•81 days ago

100%

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cristalibrarian.bsky.social•81 days ago

Don’t tease.

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master-nater.bsky.social•81 days ago

We need a hard reset

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butters325.bsky.social•81 days ago

Hope it's sooner 🙏

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tavra.bsky.social•81 days ago

So you're saying there's a chance?

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carlation.bsky.social•81 days ago

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sarahrenity.bsky.social•81 days ago

Yeeaaahhhhhh get us asteroid.

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mkweber.bsky.social•81 days ago

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kat-joiseygirl.bsky.social•81 days ago

Finally a 3rd party candidate I will support!

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wickedashart.bsky.social•81 days ago

And we fight about eggs… and trans people.

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lottiestar.bsky.social•81 days ago

Ok but what are the Vegas odds on it?

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zerojinx.bsky.social•81 days ago

Imma need you to stop gett9ng my hopes up.

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lordhalcion.bsky.social•81 days ago

We don't need, "Don't look up," to become a reality. That movie absolutely scared and infuriated me and to think it might happen that way, and I sit here shaking with rage.

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manuelcarreon.bsky.social•81 days ago

They have affectionately named the astroid Mercy Killing

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ruehlyourworld.bsky.social•81 days ago

Kavorkian

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manuelcarreon.bsky.social•81 days ago

I like that better!!

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samurai-satan.bsky.social•81 days ago

It's barreling towards us at well over 72,500 mph and it still couldn't get here fast enough, at this point.

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reel2disc.bsky.social•80 days ago

Bring on the asteroid

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mightylady.bsky.social•80 days ago

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willow420smokeweed.bsky.social•80 days ago

Anyone wanna help me start a cult for the Asteroid?

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keabc124.bsky.social•81 days ago

Are we going to send Ben Affleck up to drill a hole in it so we can cause it to explode and miss us?

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midlifeepiphany.bsky.social•81 days ago

😆 feels like since I watched a movie when I was a kid in which they figured out a plan & saved the world my brain has never registered astroid as a true fear; like risk lev eh, NBD, they've got a plan + low odds. UNTIL NOW. Odds🆙️ + plan Elon et al get billionaires to Mars before it hits = 😱☠️

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toonwolf306.bsky.social•81 days ago

so this pile of garbage came out 5 years ago. the pic you posted just reminded me of it.

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kayrae42.bsky.social•81 days ago

🎶”we’ll all go together when we go…”🎶

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joeypadilla0-0.bsky.social•81 days ago

Sounds like a promising candidate. I can't wait to see what kind of impact this will have on DC

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lucasthetics.bsky.social•81 days ago

Surely less destructive than the current administration, right? Right??

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shylaheq.bsky.social•81 days ago

Can we speed it up to 2026 at least?

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towanda01.bsky.social•81 days ago

I am pro asteroid.

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kozmicbluesgal.bsky.social•81 days ago

What are the odds on Cheeto Benito launching paper towels vs nuke?

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globaltrickster.bsky.social•81 days ago

I'm sure our government is already putting money into a solut- oh crap.

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cult-papa.com•81 days ago

I’m going to remix the asteroid in a fancam to Charlie xcx songs

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needsmorecowbell83.bsky.social•80 days ago

😭😂😂

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radekcdydd.bsky.social•81 days ago

Do it

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disnothus.bsky.social•81 days ago

Can we make a toddler visualization like this with it lmao

https://www.youtube.com/live/RZV4oXuTZlA?feature=shared

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cult-papa.com•81 days ago

free death for all is a hell of a platform I can stand behind

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disnothus.bsky.social•81 days ago

VP pick

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unredead.bsky.social•80 days ago

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makeshiftrecliner.bsky.social•81 days ago

Oh you know it’s going to hit

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dmaruns.bsky.social•81 days ago

Everybody lean on the count of 3...

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toonwolf306.bsky.social•81 days ago

are we leaning into it or away from it?

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dmaruns.bsky.social•80 days ago

Into it.

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dreamy23.bsky.social•81 days ago

At this point, I take the asteroid 😔

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giant-asteroid.bsky.social•81 days ago

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or concerned.

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nerdcereal.bsky.social•81 days ago

We should precisely ram a satellite into it to increase its chances of hitting earth

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kramwest1.bsky.social•81 days ago

Great. Another third party candidate promising to fix everything.
😁

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toonwolf306.bsky.social•81 days ago

as long as it's not Jill Stein

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wildflowers15.bsky.social•81 days ago

Brb gonna start early campaigning for the asteroid. ☄️

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4wdchacos.bsky.social•81 days ago

I’m sure the rich will find some way for an asteroid impact to benefit them.

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valgothere.bsky.social•81 days ago

Those are seriously not great odds.

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toonwolf306.bsky.social•81 days ago

still better than 0%

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ebbiepoop.bsky.social•81 days ago

Pwease Asteroid zaddy, step on us

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chosenspark.bsky.social•81 days ago

Asteroid gets my vote and i’m sure the opposing party will run under the “Don’t look up” campaign.

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foreverdaff.bsky.social•81 days ago

Can it come sooner ??

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michelleb0220.bsky.social•81 days ago

Maybe there is a god. Maybe my prayers will be answered. Plz just yeet us into outter space. Humans had... their time. Its the only logical thing left to do at this point

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jmclinb.bsky.social•81 days ago

At this point, “C’mon Apophos, put some gas in that buggy.”Is my evening mantra after consuming the news.

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okaybluebird.bsky.social•81 days ago

Is there anyway space force can send a rocket out to give it a little push push? I have $5 on me right now if anyone else wants to pitch in on a GFM.

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okaybluebird.bsky.social•81 days ago

In our direction, I mean. Attach some boosters to it or something.

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katie-did.bsky.social•81 days ago

I'm liking our chances
I bet we can hold out until then

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drewbie736.bsky.social•81 days ago

What kind of impact can we expect on the price of eggs, though?

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mikecovers.bsky.social•81 days ago

How can we speed up the asteroid?

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lucasthetics.bsky.social•81 days ago

I’m being told the Asteroid party leaders have denied any such plans, stating “I don’t know a thing about project 2032, or an asteroid” and “the media is blowing things out of proportion”

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multiplybyzero.bsky.social•81 days ago

Ya know with all the cuts happening to government do y'all think that NASA is gonna have enough funding to protect us from an asteroid or should we just leave it to a competent country? Like Japan or China?

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carlation.bsky.social•81 days ago

That's humanity's safest bet.

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cptnziploc.bsky.social•81 days ago

2032 is too far off. I’m pulling for Yellowstone.

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