FYI, @dimsie.bsky.social & @nzdodo.bsky.social - want to join me in a seaside post-modern menage? I think I've found the perfect place for existentially anguished fun in the merciless sun until someone loses an eye on the feature wall. www.realestate.co.nz/42741163/res... - ThreadSky

craigmranapia.bsky.social • 4 days ago

FYI, @dimsie.bsky.social & @nzdodo.bsky.social - want to join me in a seaside post-modern menage? I think I've found the perfect place for existentially anguished fun in the merciless sun until someone loses an eye on the feature wall.

https://www.realestate.co.nz/42741163/residential/sale/344-rosetta-road-raumati-beach

Comments

robincapper.bsky.social•4 days ago

""Sold as is where is condition" When viewing the property please be advised you do so at your own risk." WTF?

aimeew.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s gorgeous :D But yeah, eeeep.

amuletofyendor.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd need to replace all of my right-angled furniture with polkadot obtuse-angled furniture (which I've been meaning to get around to anyway)

waeherebro.bsky.social•4 days ago

You can feel the serenity

verbscape.bsky.social•4 days ago

I simultaneously love and hate it, but my favourite part is "When viewing the property please be advised you do so at your own risk." Fills me with confidence, that does.

lilithgrace.bsky.social•4 days ago

“Intended as a fully functional residence” Uh-huh

craigmranapia.bsky.social•4 days ago

Real estate agents speak and write their own very special language.

verbscape.bsky.social•4 days ago

lilithgrace.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂😭

craigmranapia.bsky.social•4 days ago

It does sound like quite a project - and if I was seriously in the market, it would already be disqualified by being at sea level.

craigmranapia.bsky.social•4 days ago

Besides any uninsurable flood risk issues, if we'd not missed our window to sell up here and move back to Wellington I'd really have to insist on making any post-quake tsunami do some work to drown my arse.

verbscape.bsky.social•4 days ago

As a longtime resident of Ōtautahi/Christchurch, I am all in favour of making natural hazards have to do some extra work.

verbscape.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah, there is that. It does have character, though!