I don’t know why you’d post such a disgusting recipe?? I did substitute 5 lemons (juice and rind) and a shoe in place of the chicken and omitted salt for health. - ThreadSky

madrigal.bsky.social • 9 days ago

I don’t know why you’d post such a disgusting recipe?? I did substitute 5 lemons (juice and rind) and a shoe in place of the chicken and omitted salt for health.

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shrekromancer.gay•9 days ago

0/5 stars, not gluten free (even though it was never advertised as such)

mousemallow.bsky.social•9 days ago

Im still bewildered by the person who decided to use kale instead of carrots and then complain the carrot cake was terrible

davefromohio.bsky.social•9 days ago

This sounds lovely.

girinero.bsky.social•9 days ago

I added some raw beef for health purposes but it’s too chewy. You need to revise your recipe.

jochribra.bsky.social•9 days ago

You can't substitute chicken with a shoelace, you have to use a scrunchy and it has to be a worn one. 😂

notacquiescing.bsky.social•9 days ago

Hilarious. Also very close to real life "reviews."

cellardoorbabe.bsky.social•9 days ago

If you're on TikTok there is a creator called You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Cook that shares different receipt reviews like this.

trans-disaster.bsky.social•9 days ago

Or, my personal favorite: "you can't eat at everybody house..."

amayarourke.bsky.social•9 days ago

@diodethra.bsky.social

diodethra.bsky.social•9 days ago

Kirk screaming Kahn . gif lol

peterjamesrothe.bsky.social•9 days ago

Like in AMERICAN PIE -
"they both cooked off their shoes
god i love those rhythmy Blues"

honeywheeler.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

cassiuselric.bsky.social•8 days ago

You said preheat my oven but I own an air fryer and did it the same time and heat and now it's all on fire I expect compensation

9shines.bsky.social•9 days ago

Ah yes, the classic completely change the recipe and then blame the chef approach.

funkelly.bsky.social•9 days ago

I didn’t have baking soda so I just used meat tenderizer, tasted awful!

bittergrounds.bsky.social•9 days ago

Bet you used a leather shoe. That cow hide is no substitute for chicken.

mentalbynature.bsky.social•9 days ago

There's a whole subreddit of these at r/didnthaveeggs which is generally a good way to turn a bad day around

madrigal.bsky.social•9 days ago

I can’t wait to read —thank you!!

honeywheeler.bsky.social•9 days ago

Looking for it 🤣🤣

squip.bsky.social•9 days ago

Smosh also a culinary crimes series on YouTube where they make recipes according to the recipe comments, I think it's fun

deadpeul.bsky.social•9 days ago

"I made it but didn't include . I wasn't a big fan."

annlouise.bsky.social•9 days ago

I love those ones, or the ones that are like, “I’m a vegan and my husband is a celiac who hates soft foods, why doesn’t your chicken noodle soup recipe have substitutions listed? Zero stars.”

deadpeul.bsky.social•9 days ago

Whenever I think that people might have a clue, I read recipe reviews to set myself straight. Admitted self sabotage is always a good attitude adjustment.