He's doing the equivalent of shaking shiny keys at a toddler to get them to stop crying. He doesn't have a plan and doesn't know how to fix anything, but he sure knows how to distract people.
We certified the electoral college vote based on the US constitution. If only there was an amendment that prevented the orange buffoon and friends from taking office
I gotta be honest: if we just let grandpa sit around and name stuff for the next 4 years we’ll be in a much better place than if we let him make real decisions.
Trump wants to annex Canada and Mexico so that way he doesn’t have to add tariffs. This is his crazy way for saying that there will be no tariffs for Mexico and Canada. Wow
Right. Or repackage. Instead of 12 eggs for $4, let’s go with 8 eggs for $3 - then claimed you reduced the cost of a box of eggs. His Moronic followers will surely buy that nonsense.
Mr Pain, what would that look like? Do you mean like calling over easy eggs “Melanias”? Or calling crotch sniffing dogs “Don Juniors”? Or calling cheap ugly handbags “Ivanka”? What do you have in mind?
Exactly this. My daughter said if she knew President s get to just claim countries and rename stuff, she would have gotten into politics. She wants Tokyo.
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The world is still waiting. 🤣
Lower groceries is the new “Infrastructure week”.
Mr. Idiotsuit will Congress appropriate the money to buy Grønland?
Mr. Idiotsuit Will buying Grønland pause the tax cuts you campaigned on
Mr. Idiotsuit Will Melanie take Justin's last name
You've been oranged!
Cheapflation
Color me shocked.
The Joker (Heath Ledger)
The Dark Knight.
The Donald McDonald House at 1600 Swing State Ave
And bring back eradicated diseases.