9 year old me: Can I go to the bathroom? 4th grade teacher: I don't know. CAN YOU? -1st memory of wanting to stab someone - ThreadSky

theciscokidder.bsky.social • 126 days ago

9 year old me: Can I go to the bathroom?

4th grade teacher: I don't know. CAN YOU?

-1st memory of wanting to stab someone

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bigoblin.needs.dog•125 days ago

I CAN… right here and now, on your shoes, lady

theciscokidder.bsky.social•125 days ago

😂

sleepco.22spoons.com•126 days ago

A kid in my class got suspended for replying with "no, can you help me?" 70y/o wrinkly and mean she wanted to press charges on the kid cops came and everything 🙄

theciscokidder.bsky.social•126 days ago

Jeez!

foxy99.bsky.social•125 days ago

Now it’s more of a reflex?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•125 days ago

😂

foxparks.bsky.social•125 days ago

*pisses on thr floor*

theciscokidder.bsky.social•125 days ago

🤣

fleezlow.bsky.social•126 days ago

"Yes I can, I can either do it here, or I can do it in the bathroom, where do you want me to do it?"

theciscokidder.bsky.social•126 days ago

😂

l4uren.bsky.social•126 days ago

Someone should make a Tik Tok for the kids:

9 year old me: Can I go to the bathroom?

4th grade teacher: I don't know. CAN YOU?

9yo: Yes, I can. (Gets up and leaves for the bathroom)

theciscokidder.bsky.social•126 days ago

😆

dcboy.bsky.social•126 days ago

I hated that so much!

Sister Marcelette used to constantly say that to students.

And now, in all kinds of situations, I say the same thing with a little smirk on my face.

My autobiography will be titled, “How to Lose Friends and Drive People Away.” 😆

elementalisman.bsky.social•126 days ago

afraid someone beat you to it

theciscokidder.bsky.social•126 days ago

😆

dcboy.bsky.social•126 days ago

Story of my life. A dollar short and a day late. 😆

elementalisman.bsky.social•126 days ago

Weirdly enough there was another book published with the same title in the same year, and that book was adapted into a relatively funny Simon Pegg movie

elementalisman.bsky.social•126 days ago

oop sorry, the Tressler book was published the same year as the book it was parodying (1937)

the movie book was 2001

I didnt sleep much tbh lol

dcboy.bsky.social•126 days ago

lol I know the feeling too well. I’m in the middle of a Tuesday morning coffee binge.

I have to look up that movie, I don’t think zumbe seen it! (Thanks for mentioning it.)

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