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countmystars.bsky.social • 17 days ago

NOT NOW, ANCIENT AMULET

https://people.com/3-year-old-girl-finds-3800-year-old-scarab-amulet-during-family-trip-11707493

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herne.bsky.social•17 days ago

And… she's cursed.

maimysantiago99.bsky.social•17 days ago

Alternately, YES now, ancient amulet

jillybobww.bsky.social•17 days ago

I was gonna say, maybe it's time to let a cursed object or two have a try.

brookass.bsky.social•17 days ago

Mummy take the wheel!!!

mightybattlecat.bsky.social•17 days ago

As long as the curse goes to the right place and isn’t an area-effect curse…

countmystars.bsky.social•17 days ago

Yeah, I need to know the event horizon for that shit

dave-mueller.bsky.social•17 days ago

🤣

tomforsyth.bsky.social•17 days ago

It's not a strange woman lying in a pond distributing swords, but right now almost anything will be better.

bonniegrrl.bsky.social•17 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

beadywitch.bsky.social•17 days ago

PUT IT BACK!!!

electricland.bsky.social•17 days ago

Oh no

adeniro.bsky.social•17 days ago

Im sure this is fine

djbabidadi.bsky.social•17 days ago

Put it. The fuck. Back. TO BOMBACLAAAAAAT

wiggiescotia.bsky.social•17 days ago

No no no it knows it is time

rmoonhill.bsky.social•17 days ago

Hmm. Probably around the 13th Dynasty, right when the Middle Kingdom was in the process of falling apart.

I'm all for narrative rhyming but this is getting ridiculous!

blazeward.bsky.social•17 days ago

how far to Mt. Doom?

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