"Mr Speaker, the Prime Minister's silence on ethics in video game journalism reveals him to be as lacking in depth as the cleavage of a video game character if Anita Sarkeesian had her way!"
Oh god, Kemi with a flip chart of 'before and after' shots of Lara Croft then using the next question to ask whether Stellar Blade was censored because of woke. In fairness, I don't think Starmer could possibly prepare for that.
"Mr Speaker, it's becoming increasingly evident that the honourable lady opposite clearly hasn't ever finished Rainbow Road without falling off the track!"
Presumably a very niche Hearts of Iron mod called "Woke Order: Last Days of the West" or something. In a parallel universe where woke won WWII, can Commissar Peter Hitchens and his loyal squadron of Censors bring the system down from the inside?
I want somebody to ask her if she's got a list of cultures that are bad and how many of the ones listed on the first page originate from somewhere in the south of the Sahel.
“I identify less with the country than with the specific ethnicity [Yoruba]. That's what I really am. I have nothing in common with the people from the north of the country, the Boko Haram where the Islamism is, those were our ethnic enemies and yet you end up being lumped in with those people.”
Northern Nigeria in general, I think. We haven't established how she feels about other non-Yoruba groups and I'm both intrigued and kind of frightened to find out.
Would be nice to hear her speak about something with deep authority for once. (I fully assume all modern right people known this stuff a lot better than their actual jobs.)
"Mr Speaker, the House demands to know the Prime Minister's view on the size of the new Lara Croft's boobs and what this means as a comment on modern femininity!"
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[adds line to bio "not your shield"]