His 3rd executive order is gonna be to bring back the Carl's Jr. commercials featuring shiny bikini clad women washing muscle cars while biting into burgers that leak ketchup out the back. - ThreadSky

otsumamiboy.bsky.social • 108 days ago

His 3rd executive order is gonna be to bring back the Carl's Jr. commercials featuring shiny bikini clad women washing muscle cars while biting into burgers that leak ketchup out the back.

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dickardo.bsky.social•108 days ago

They’re bringing back spike tv and putting it on cspan

emmaswirl.bsky.social•108 days ago

When "The $6 Burger" didn't actually cost $6

neobeeroque.bsky.social•108 days ago

Isn't the $6 burger like the whopper with cheese?

emmaswirl.bsky.social•108 days ago

The AUDACITY to even compare them

katemiya.bsky.social•108 days ago

No casting any non white women or any flat chested ones either!

tinysodacans.bsky.social•107 days ago

Look, I know you don’t have to hand it to him, but

elrondhubbard.bsky.social•15 days ago

My first executive order would be to bring back the Jack in the Box ads that were like a bizarre psychological suspense movie.

anthrodiva.bsky.social•15 days ago

I know EXACTLY which ones you mean

lepslair.com•108 days ago

We need more Hardeez/Carl's Jrs around

cmonmaque.bsky.social•108 days ago

Fuck lmao

tippingpoint24.bsky.social•15 days ago

Holy shit man

mongkol.online•108 days ago

it really was an amazing time. a burger place could really call you a dirty slut for eating their food

shuchancellor.online•108 days ago

i needed this laugh thanks yall

wormwood23.bsky.social•108 days ago

See also Chicago’s “Wiener’s Circle”

lucyonfire.bsky.social•15 days ago

We're back on sluts!! 🥵💖🤗🥰

superbiquette.bsky.social•15 days ago

lumbology.bsky.social•15 days ago

anthrodiva.bsky.social•15 days ago

Hilarious

aarwalk.bsky.social•15 days ago

Are you from the future

jimlohmar.bsky.social•15 days ago

are you the pythia

xdriver69x.bsky.social•15 days ago

Good for calling out the prediction of the moron idiot nazi bastards taking over #naziamerica

but who the fuck cares.

eradicating nazi soulless scum monsters is where the points are at