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dexanderson.com • 3 days ago

why is his tie so long and his pants so short?

Reposted from Joe Perticone

my god

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beckytobias.bsky.social•2 days ago

Those pants are really going for a 1770's breeches look. As the founding fathers would have wanted.

alephnaught2tog.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm not real experienced with menswear but I feel like traditionally your tie does not cover your dick

strixbrevis.bsky.social•2 days ago

Suit Guy's powering up like Son Goku going Super Saiyan

sesmith.bsky.social•3 days ago

He looks like a Keebler elf

alephnaught2tog.bsky.social•2 days ago

He really, really does, but with none of the charm

kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social•2 days ago

We have to have some forms of entertainment in this hellscape, and Couchfucker provides.

kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social•2 days ago

Also bc his wife hates him so she won’t say “Honey, is that what you’re wearing?” no matter how ridiculous he looks.

helenofwhat.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wow he really does look like he's wearing kid's knickerbockers

glennmg.bsky.social•2 days ago

Because he's a vain so-and-so with pants that are tight and without fabric to cover when he sits down in adolescent fashion.

knitdan.bsky.social•3 days ago

That kid has skipped leg day every day of his life

mvolk.bsky.social•2 days ago

The tie length is so bad. For someone like him that wears them frequently it’s a real head scratcher. I’m half wondering if the cushion in that seat sinks down in the back and is amplifying the fact that his pants are too short

timmypi.bsky.social•3 days ago

Probably some proxy for his masculinity

abianne.bsky.social•2 days ago

He looks like he was styled by K-Fed.

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