Real talk: I remember being a pre-teen at the doctor’s office seeing my dad check “F” next to sex thinking it obviously meant I had failed sex since I hadn’t had it yet.
Child comes home, starts homework and asks mother what sex is. And mother spends next 30 min trying to explain it. Child listens. When mother is done - mom, how I fit all of that into this little square?
PRECIOUS!!! I have a vivid memory of my 5 year old asking what "making love" was. We drove to the next light and I said, "Well, when a woman and man REALLY love each other, they get very close and make love."
One more stoplight: Oh, so you and Randy (her father, my ex) never made love...
From a "Beverly Hillbillies" episode -
While filling out an application to enter a military academy,Jethro sees the "Sex" section.
Over top of the "F" & "M" boxes, Jethro proceeds to write -
"Oh Boy!" 😀
A friend of mine once stated "I have three children"
Someone asked "Are you going to have any more?"
My friend responded "I don't know. Have to figure out what's causing it first"
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n M!!!!
One more stoplight: Oh, so you and Randy (her father, my ex) never made love...
F=Fantastic
While filling out an application to enter a military academy,Jethro sees the "Sex" section.
Over top of the "F" & "M" boxes, Jethro proceeds to write -
"Oh Boy!" 😀
No comment.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ&si=SRxQiG0IlYhxHCEm
Like it's so so
Someone asked "Are you going to have any more?"
My friend responded "I don't know. Have to figure out what's causing it first"
after you stopped laughing?
-bzzzt
Me Neither
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wT9XlQi0yew&si=wEJjYPaQbKb505Gx
Anyway a possible answer could be too many Ezzz?
😋