We want you,too!! Canada and California are like Gemini and Sagittarius-We vibe so hard everybody else HAS to level up!👏🏼👏🏼 Please take the good parts of Oregon and Washington, as well. You won't be sorry.😘
Maybe we can work out a deal with Cuba to take control of Gitmo and they can have the Nazis as slave labor to make up for all the crimes against humanity Nazi America perpetrated against them. 2 birds stoned at once kinda thing.
FL well ain't nobody gonna take it so I say we section that off and that becomes free landing zone for our Cuban brothers and sister's who want to come to I guess Mexico cause that's the area color 🤣
And my state, which has its Jesus heads, but also contains the third most liberal metro area in the country behind San Francisco and Madison! (supposedly)
New Mexico and Colorado can join Mexico I live in the Blue dot of Omaha Nebraska remember us from the election we're the ones that don't connects to anything else blue in any direction for 600 miles
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Not so sure Pennsylvania would remain intact. Feels like at least half of it would go to Jesusland. There also might be a bit of east and West Berlin thing happening in DC
New Mexico borders Mexico. Anything that is needed can be run through Mexico so either Canada can take it and use Mexico or Mexico can and let them do their thing.
No, we can still get N. Mexico and Colorado. We just trade the eastern half of Oregon for the northern half of Arizona. Then we have a land bridge for N.M & CO. East Oregon has been trying to leave and join Idaho for years anyway. Easy bargain.
Just don't want central part of our state. I live there 🫤 Luckily I am in part of Phx metro that is more open minded, believes in science, and that POC and women exist. Not only do they exist but they accomplish great things.
And large metro areas in most states. Might have something to do with where educated people work and live. And where colleges & businesses & hospitals are. 🤔
This arrangement ( as per the map ) is more likely to come about than the insanity of trump annexing Canada. Smart people tend to support each other and seek like minded people.
Conversely, unintelligent and ignorant people also seek similar company.
Nay. i say nay. It’s as inappropriate as its former name. They were not united. They more were loosely organized at best. LOSA sounds weird, though.
Propose the current name I am using: Dunfukistan. Blue voters and normal people from Dumfukistan are welcome in Canada as self-imposed exilees.
And the United States of Canada? No. Just no. Y’all fucked up once. This is our land. You’re part of Canada so you retain names as provinces.
In return, you get tax-funded health care, cheap drugs and a free litre of maple syrup every year on your birthday.
Sadly, maga Danielle of Alberta floated the idea of separating and building an oil freeway from Alaska. I’ll bet if they bordered Alaska it might have already happened.
“O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and Free. Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee.”
From the national anthem of Canada
We welcome all lovers of freedom and justice. We love you. ❤️🇨🇦🙏
So we are clear here, Trumpies. The entire purpose of these tariffs, according to the liar in chief, is to make it so expensive for American owned companies to bring goods into the US that they will move back to the US and bring YOUR jobs back. That DID NOT happen, and it's NOT going to.
So glad I live in Washington State. I'm surprised we don't have an influx of Red State Refugees. Oh wait, it costs like 5x as much to live here as it does down south, so there's that...
I’m a blue dot in dumbfuckistan I guess (MI) but to be fair, at least here in Michigan we have democrats in full control (well except for the representatives but that’s also to be expected)
Colorado Springs, Colorado is home to many evangelical Christian organizations and is sometimes called the "Vatican of the West". The city is also home to Focus on the Family, a fundamentalist Protestant organization that provides counseling and advice based on biblical principles.
I offer you a better solution, respectfully.
Colorado and New Mexico didn’t ask for this shit. I did add taking Alaska and using Arizona as a demilitarized zone to allow for Canadian and Mexican goods to reach Colorado and New Mexico.
We voted for Kamala. Wisconsin and Michigan went for Trump.
But why would we call a place inhabited by people living their lives the polar opposite of the teachings of Christ “Jesusland”? The Republican Party is the antithesis of Christ’s teachings.
Mmm, I'm in Arizona. Both my senators, my rep, my governor, secretary of state, AG, county supervisors, mayor and the whole city council are democrats. Maybe you should fix that map.
I'm with you here, but as a Coloradan and long-time lover of New Mexico I insist you plug a couple of blues in there for us so we don't get sucked into the magat vortex.
Haaaaa! *laughs from jesusland* sounds absolutely right. Will you grant the resisters a small sanctuary area? You can keep us contained... I know we have been wilin' down here and need to do some work. Probationary period to shake out the fakes.
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We welcome all Coloradan and New Mexican immigrants to the Canadian state of Michigan.
Idaho and Montana and the Dakotas - Way too red for Canada. No thanks!!
We want California and the west coast or its NO DEAL!!
FL well ain't nobody gonna take it so I say we section that off and that becomes free landing zone for our Cuban brothers and sister's who want to come to I guess Mexico cause that's the area color 🤣
It works one time, it could work again!!!
We Dems is Arizona gave you a Democrat Governor and two Democrat Senators.
We’re gonna let the air out of your tires if you try to leave us behind.
Colorado is blue.
This is a bit offensive.
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Conversely, unintelligent and ignorant people also seek similar company.
We in Canada, welcome smart people. 🇨🇦
Perhaps Mississippi!
Propose the current name I am using: Dunfukistan. Blue voters and normal people from Dumfukistan are welcome in Canada as self-imposed exilees.
In return, you get tax-funded health care, cheap drugs and a free litre of maple syrup every year on your birthday.
Glad to see RI is included..
We elected a democratic governor twice in a row! A-and we've got "North" in the name! C'mon let us in the van 🙏🏾
You may be the Poland of this disaster
Kentucky puts the Ucky in Pennsasucky.
No offense intended for Pennsylvania other than to fans of Eagles, Flyers.
From the national anthem of Canada
We welcome all lovers of freedom and justice. We love you. ❤️🇨🇦🙏
My condolences to Jesusland.
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Red hats are like monkeys: they get angry at the happier monkeys, then throw their poo because GOP told them to,
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Dobbs is Satan.
Wtf, yo?
Colorado and New Mexico didn’t ask for this shit. I did add taking Alaska and using Arizona as a demilitarized zone to allow for Canadian and Mexican goods to reach Colorado and New Mexico.
We voted for Kamala. Wisconsin and Michigan went for Trump.
We have so much work to do to educate Americans who all of a sudden have discovered that Canada is actually the greatest nation ! 😇
You know, that country that touches every state on your northern border but never appears on an American weather map! 😂