His followers founded the Church of the Little Children of Jesus Christ.
Hope they didn't worship extra small phalluses just as the little children were waking up.
It reminds me of the ending of an old National Lampoon piece from PJ O’Rourke about a guy who was given a chance to go back in time and change his life. It’s historical and hysterically funny.
This has big “Yeah well my parents think I’m smart!” energy. Seriously, a press release about support pouring in and it’s all from people who have taken up residence in his ass. Very convincing.
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Hope they didn't worship extra small phalluses just as the little children were waking up.
I couldn’t resist
Perfect way to start my day. The new cycle been so crazy. This is a gem.
'HEAR YE, HEAR YE. LET THE SOUND OF THE COCK'S CALL AWAKEN YE TO THE COCK OF OUR ADORATION.'
"Great idea, boss. You showed him, boss. You're a real man, boss."
Most of Wisconsin can’t tell Reedsville from Reedsburg or Reedstown. Yes, we have all three.