President Trump talking about purifying the nation by sending citizens to black sites in El Salvador while an ad for $60 "Angel Paste" plays is perfect in so many ways. The maker won't tell you what's in it, but you can trust her because she's a Texas "patriot" blessed by God. - ThreadSky

sethcotlar.bsky.social • 1 day ago

President Trump talking about purifying the nation by sending citizens to black sites in El Salvador while an ad for $60 "Angel Paste" plays is perfect in so many ways. The maker won't tell you what's in it, but you can trust her because she's a Texas "patriot" blessed by God.

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erikalynne.bsky.social•1 day ago

What if a guy that uses a hammer on an American citizen? Or of the guy who breaks windows in the Capitol? Or one who sets fire to a governors home? Or… a guy who rapes women? How about a shooter that kills several children in school or blasts a church?

edwinmix.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's made with real angels that are ground to a fine powder and then mixed with just enough mayonnaise.

I thought you were a historian.

kathykadane.bsky.social•1 day ago

What about people who rape 53 yr olds?

sethcotlar.bsky.social•1 day ago

The maker also says you can't trust chemical companies or even the patent system because they're all out to deceive patriots and rip them off...but even though she won't tell you what's in it, you can trust her because she's only doing what her wise daddy counseled her to do for her own protection.

warrenterra.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's not named "Angel Paste" but rather "Angelpaste" suggesting to me that it must be made from angels rather than for them.

overlordq.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cool, so I can just shove it into Mr mass spec

tkdcoach.bsky.social•1 day ago

Keep a close watch on your grails, relics, and bones 🦴 y’all.

skyegamer.bsky.social•1 day ago

In the old school nursing error
we use to Maalox and methiolate to dry bed sores and blisters .
This is old school angel paste

Silvadene 50gm

Lidocaine 5% 35 gm

Triamcinolone 0.1% 15gm

For denuded skin with yeast , contact
dermatitis from stool , urine , raw areas bt butt and groin

sethcotlar.bsky.social•1 day ago

When fascism comes to America, it will not just be waving the flag and brandishing a cross...it will also be hawking God-kissed, unregulated patent medicines with top-secret formulas and bars of gold available for a very special price but only if you call now.

rareearthvitamins.bsky.social•1 day ago

"If you say you can't trust the chemical companies or the patent office to tell you the truth about a product's ingredients or safety, how to you know the ingredients you bought from these companies and are now using in your products are safe?"

"I'm a patriot."