He's going to ask Grok to summarize it and decide who to fire - ThreadSky

gbbranstetter.bsky.social • 8 hours ago

He's going to ask Grok to summarize it and decide who to fire

BREAKING: As Elon Musk said on X would be happening, I can now report that all federal employees are receiving an email directing them to provide “approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week.”

It directs them not to send any classified information and is due by 11:59p Monday.

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meretrixv.bsky.social•22 minutes ago

Elon definitely deserves 5 bullets from every federal employee.

quesadilla79.bsky.social•8 hours ago

worse, a complete layout of operational security of our institutions on email. 1 civilian having the whole picture figuratively.

rismith.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Grok, fire the DC Circuit

whpshw.bsky.social•27 minutes ago

Oddly enough, at this point I'd have more faith in Grok refusing to pick names to fire than any of Elon's human lackeys.

pablocrooz.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Did these requests begin with “since I don’t understand how government service works…”

ellenahzulu.bsky.social•7 hours ago

and have Grok cross-check the name with other data to figure out what their political beliefs are.

gbbranstetter.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Not even joking I think thats what's happening

bruffles.bsky.social•8 hours ago

And Grok has no idea what is actually true. So, "Landed first manned mission on Mars," seems like a pretty solid bullet.

shilderi.bsky.social•8 hours ago

i want you to be wrong but i know you're right

cantorsparadise.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Yes. This is what he means by “efficiency.” He’ll do the same thing with social security and every other government service if he gets a chance

miriamgrace.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Of course that’s what’s happening Gillian. They need to not fire the next nuclear custodians, etc. because then things fall apart too fast.

But since they’re going to feed this all into their nonsense machine the #resistance should just feed it nonsense.

ESPECIALLY if your job is critical.

cassandraoftroy.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Or.... no matter what is supplied, use it as a fig leaf to say you reviewed it as a defense to the actual random illegal terminations done with no review.

3141pie.com•8 hours ago

most likely also will use his LLM to produce a summary of the "useless" effort being paid for in govt.

bullet points. gawd.

writaobscura.bsky.social•8 hours ago

People are flooding the email with bullshit, join in!

https://bsky.app/profile/fritschner.bsky.social/post/3lisdxhpojk2q

dayan1976.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Besides haven’t they been on admin leave over the last couple of weeks anyway? How would they have accomplished in the last week!!

agilewalrus.bsky.social•7 hours ago

My first thought was “haha, this would create such a crushing amount of response email they could never hope to actually… oh. Oh no.”

jakeup.bsky.social•8 hours ago

100% believe this. He'll still have a 17 year old give it a final glance before firing people.

fhuddlestun.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Federal jobs used to be the best and most coveted. They are quickly making them some of the worst. Expect large numbers to go to private enterprise since those positions pay more now.

snowbunny11ataol.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Grok has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

leetoma.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Given how it has responded to him lately, he'll be sure to put in code to make sure that it doesn't do that
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/elon-musk-s-ai-bot-grok-finds-over-half-of-his-tweets-false-or-misleading-disses-him-as-a-mogul-with-a-microphone/ar-AA1zsQ0f

davelennon.bsky.social•8 hours ago

had a boss who used to do this via a weekly hook up phone meeting... it didn't take long for people to realise this was a fact free zone and impossible to check...at which point disasters became triumphs and the non existent real...

3141pie.com•8 hours ago

yup.

marximilian.bsky.social•8 hours ago

The solution is obvious, ask grok to write you five grok proof bullet points that would never get you fired

miriamgrace.bsky.social•2 hours ago

No you push nonsense to it en masse to make the data worthless.

shortorderpra77.bsky.social•3 hours ago

He invents "as standard operating procedure" the unprocured nonsense that a lack of compliance with his whimsical, "respond or a lack thereof is your resignation"?
What a fucking pile of worm-vomit.
Get this dipshit, silver spoon fed, know-nothing fucking ingrate out of our fucking lives.
please.

oldtobegin.bsky.social•7 hours ago

sadly i do actually think a way for people to avoid this particular culling is to write their emails to him using chatgpt, which is not something i think is ethical or ok in any way, but it probably yields a result that his asinine little tool will chomp on better

ashleylatke.bsky.social•7 hours ago

yeah obviously, like no one can read 2.4 million emails. it's dumb as shit

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