I guess this phenomenon is mostly my fault because I do sometimes try to write jokes about current events, but please try to avoid replying “just like CONald DRUMPF” to every single one of my jokes about like, a worm trying to use a human-sized toilet - ThreadSky

ceej.online • 14 days ago

I guess this phenomenon is mostly my fault because I do sometimes try to write jokes about current events, but please try to avoid replying “just like CONald DRUMPF” to every single one of my jokes about like, a worm trying to use a human-sized toilet

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katie.bzky.team•14 days ago

i had a joke about the misery of finding artists who don't sell prints and someone replied "that's me turning the tv onto the news" and i wanted to smash them into the tv

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•14 days ago

The Artist Formerly Known as Prints, is that anything

alexandergambon.com•14 days ago

Do you mean the toilet is actually the size of a human, or just the size that humans typically expect

lives-kuato.bsky.social•14 days ago

Opening of toilet is average human height of 5’6” .

chodeyfosterr.bsky.social•14 days ago

I personally fucking hate those stupid nicknames people give him

ironweed.bsky.social•14 days ago

who died and made you the boss of me

jonathanpierce.bsky.social•14 days ago

also if you think about it a tapeworm actually does use a human sized toilet. really make u think

jonathanpierce.bsky.social•14 days ago

fine, I’ll use the gif of the woman spitting out a glass of water instead, I hope you are happy

nightlunch.bsky.social•14 days ago

epic 😂

mxdshipwreck.bsky.social•12 days ago

YOU, sir, win the INTERNET for today hahah lmao ROTFL

andyghk.leftis.best•14 days ago

An anonymous Bluesky user has awarded you Bluesky Gold!

highestmarx.bsky.social•14 days ago

Is the worm on a highwire, like Phillipe Petit walking between the twin towers (never forget)?

miriambo.bsky.social•14 days ago

Also no memes of trump or co. I could legit be talking about beavers in Sweden and someone will post the dumbest political meme. Giving me a jump scare. They have no right.

rachaelnpc.bsky.social•14 days ago

I see what you did there. 🤭

epee.cc•14 days ago

Fair, but if you say "human-SHAPED toilet" my hands are tied.

bobobobobob.bsky.social•14 days ago

Fine. I will find another way to incorporate some other attempt at crippling anxiety

jacklewis.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm sorry, but if you're gonna write a setup like 'a worm trying to use a human-sized toilet' then who the hell do you think people are gonna associate with that?

ceej.online•14 days ago

the worm in the premise of the joke

jacklewis.bsky.social•14 days ago

Well, sorry I didn't study joke-ology or whatever 🙄

vornietom.bsky.social•14 days ago

Every time someone posts a Facebook meme in my replies I block them. Feels great man

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•14 days ago

👍🏼

kernunno.bsky.social•14 days ago

How would he operate the bidet?

ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social•14 days ago

I hope you have made at least ten jokes about the worm trying to use the human-sized toilet. I keep thinking he would just try to swim in the pool and then release his bowels, and then try to wriggle up back out. But I'm not sure if it's a joke.
it seems serious.

skeet.best•14 days ago

at the very least we could say that's like Mitch McConnell

drcapn.bsky.social•14 days ago

I assume the toilet represents Halderman

thewhatnaut.bsky.social•14 days ago

hey, we was told this was an all-ages dojo

were you born to this level of pwnage or did you acquire it slowly, one runny little shitpost at a time?

seriously, tho, props to your skillz

laaman.bsky.social•14 days ago

lol a human sized toilet would be way too big for a little worm

ceej.online•14 days ago

don’t do it

leftbanksy.bsky.social•14 days ago

Taking it one post at a time

raxkingisdead.bsky.social•14 days ago

i want to so bad but i won’t

ver.ooo•14 days ago

A worm with a worm sized ass trying to use a toilet made for someone with a human sized ass? Buddy, that’s Stephen Miller.

rickywlmsbong.bsky.social•14 days ago

“a worm trying to use a human-sized toilet? sounds like that guy in the white house known as CHEETO”

djcrucifader.bsky.social•14 days ago

Ernge Mane badt

justthewinddrake.bsky.social•14 days ago

If not "just like CONald DRUMPFT", then why "just like CONald DRUMPFT" shaped?

kipwilliams.bsky.social•14 days ago

me: Wait! You mean a sit-down toilet or a urinal?
you: Uh, sitting, I guess.
me: HA HA HA HA (gasp) HA HA HA

jesseraub.bsky.social•14 days ago

worm trying to use a human-sized toilet

ceej.online•14 days ago

much better

flopwizard.bsky.social•14 days ago

human trying to use a worm sized toiled

ceej.online•14 days ago

now we’re talking

jesseraub.bsky.social•14 days ago

my god

jesseraub.bsky.social•14 days ago

this line is proof that half the venerated writers of history would be vaporized by the posters of their day if only the Internet existed

rusty.todayintabs.com•14 days ago

Kafka was the only true poster of the bunch

quicklycrocodile.bsky.social•14 days ago

Overheard

jesseraub.bsky.social•14 days ago

nah he took pages to even suggest something happened in the metamorphosis and his dumbass cousin would have shit his pants, puked, then said “lol i’m a big bitch” at the local bar to uproarious cheer

rusty.todayintabs.com•14 days ago

He wrote a lot of other stuff, all of it with the true soul of a poster

ceej.online•14 days ago

all those folks would spend weeks agonizing over the perfect turn of phrase to include in a letter to a professional colleague. they would die on here

jesseraub.bsky.social•14 days ago

steventurous.bsky.social•14 days ago

The conqueror worm trying to use a human size toilet

carpedahm.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm not sure I get this but I'm laughing anyways.

jesseraub.bsky.social•14 days ago

i was supposed to work on some writing today but now i have to go lie down

djcrucifader.bsky.social•14 days ago

A little help plz

killgoldfish.bsky.social•14 days ago

A friend of mine would note that “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” is somehow not Shakespeare but dril

han552.bsky.social•14 days ago

How would a worm even be able to climb the bowl? It doesn’t it just commands RFK Jr. to sit! But hey, I didn’t mention the other guy. 😂😂😂 No really, I’m sorry. You do put out good stuff.