aesthetically jelly beans are the best candy because they validate the inherent human desire to eat pebbles - ThreadSky

Have you had actual candy pebbles? So satisfying to eat.

WRONG! Dinosour Eggs! Everyone longs to be a disgusting little egg-faced scavenger scuttering beneath the great feet of our dino overlords like our ancestors.

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kaylijo.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The cruelty of getting your child a pet fish, and then telling them they aren't allowed to eat these beauties.

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161dogs.bsky.social•12 hours ago

why wouldn't I just eat some fruity pebbles?

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ceej.online•12 hours ago

not candy

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161dogs.bsky.social•12 hours ago

but they're like a million times better than any jelly bean, also nerds are much more pebble like I think

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ceej.online•12 hours ago

please consult your gravel size chart I don't have time to explain this to you

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etuopp.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Hello my friend please help me quote the tweet and share my family is eating tree leaves and weeds in Gaza 😭😭😭💔🙏

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161dogs.bsky.social•12 hours ago

lmao

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zazzymazzy.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I prefer nerds, it satisfies my urge to eat aquarium gravel

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noncompliant.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Have you tried sprinkling it with brine shrimp eggs? Adds a real zip and zing to the flavour.

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corwincannuck.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Those are "Sea-Monkeys"... they taste better once you've allowed them to build their civilization like portrayed in the comic-book ads. The girl ones looked kinda sexy.

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noncompliant.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I knew they were sea monkeys, fear not, but your last comment gives me a sudden insight into where Mr del Toro got the idea for The Shape of Water.

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notagback5.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I really wish humanity wasn’t ACTUALLY this fucking stupid

*Sigh*

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/article/suodiu-china-eating-stone-intl-hnk

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telecom-terrorist.com•4 hours ago

Lol wtf

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blueeyedbeta.bsky.social•8 hours ago

What about chocolate pebbles? (The candy not the rice cereal)

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monkeysauce.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Lol

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aswineofculture.bsky.social•12 hours ago

um,

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marsmars008.bsky.social•8 hours ago

These are so fuckin yummy

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fullmetalmoons.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I was gonna say hahaha

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ceej.online•12 hours ago

those are good too

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leebenningfield.net•9 hours ago

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jeffreon.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I yearn for the cronch

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talos-xliv.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Some pebbles are better than others!

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nom-de-plum.bsky.social•11 hours ago

It was handfuls of hot gravel when we lived in ’t shoebox in middle of road . . .

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corwincannuck.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I lived in a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank... we WISHED we could live in the middle of the road.

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sdg1.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Coward just eat the fish tank rocks already

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lupogato.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Explains Grape Deez Nutz and the desire to eat cat litter.

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corwincannuck.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Some would like to eat Bam-Bam. I'm not saying I'm one of them, I'm just saying.

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corwincannuck.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I'm saying for a friend.

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itsokay2punchnazis.bsky.social•9 hours ago

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4d3fect.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Better than bezoar's, no?

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4d3fect.bsky.social•11 hours ago

*Bezoars

GD auto cowrecks

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pete-mo.bsky.social•12 hours ago

gotta get that gizzard right

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lupogato.bsky.social•8 hours ago

You listen to RFK?

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knowfux.bsky.social•12 hours ago

You’re thinking of Nerds

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ceej.online•12 hours ago

close! those are granules 💗

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hannahshelley.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Yes but it's the crunchiness of nerds that satisfies the desire to eat rocks of any size

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alienrat.bsky.social•11 hours ago

They're aquarium gravel

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newmexicogringo.bsky.social•41 minutes ago

I love this insight.

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theartfulldodger.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Black pebbles

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billbeau.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Because of what everybody yells at me, I eat chocolate.

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bookofoak.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The nature center in my hometown had chocolate pebbles - so very day to much on!

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bookofoak.bsky.social•12 hours ago

* delicious

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defectivethoughts.bsky.social•10 hours ago

apparently I have a strong urge to choke to death on dust because pixie sticks are impossible to eat without inhaling

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lupogato.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Snort Challenge.

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tiawolf424.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I FUCKING LOVE PIXIE STICKS!!!!

I wanna buy a bunch when my kid is older so he can share with classmates.

Gonna get whole grades hooked on what's basically Children's Crack.

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