Speak not of god with ketchup on thine glizzy! Such is the spirit of Antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come, and even now already it is in the world!
Beloved in the Lord, ceej has brought discredit to the body of Christ by his sin, and in spite of the patient care of this church, remains unrepentant. Accordingly, we are compelled with great sorrow to proceed with the final step of discipline, his excommunication from the church of the Glizzy.
Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as the paste of mustard seed, ye shall say unto a mountain of glizzies, Remove hence to yonder tummytum; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be inedible unto you.
Eat the word of the Lord and His glizzies earnestly, and thou shalt never seek nourishment; shame Him with tomato juice and accept thine consequence—fields of barren.
Tomato is one of God's greatest creations. Your delusion aligns you with the will of the Antichrist, repent and save your soul before the rapture leaves you behind!
God created weiner and ketchup for a reason 🙏🏽
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(Stirs the shit on purpose)
God created weiner and ketchup for a reason 🙏🏽
The neon sign screamed NO LIGHT BEER
And to your lips she flew that glizzy to you 🎶
No, this is not a place for fools,
Just drink the brew that's always callin' to ya,
is it the joynt?