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Kinda glad that the Browns did the most Browns thing ever that resulted in something that would only happen to the Browns. Now, with my interest in sports teams dead, I am free from defending dickheads from criticism and can finally be on the rightful side of history and criticize the douchebags.

Parody wishes it could mimic life, life is way less subtle and way funnier

I’ll run for NM governor on a platform of sending all those freaks in Santa Fe to Portland, Oregon.

Abq turning into a shell of itself due to the cumulative effect of the country’s problems is not how I wanted the 2020s to go.

Obama is such a shithead. Dignified prick. He really fucked the American political system with his neoliberal bullshit, then gets to ride off into the sunset. Asshole.

Bro played some of the greatest roles in the 90s and 2000s. What an awesome actor. RIP Val

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Firemen should not be considered adults. One of the most juvenile work atmospheres in existence. It’s as if high school sports was a job. I both love and hate them.

There is a staggering number of women on dating apps that are nurses. Really speaks to the profession lmao.

For myself, I can tell it’s spring when the cum trees start smelling like cum

Pro-abortion and anti-death penalty call that the anti life equation

I know nothing about Rener Gracie but the dude emanates grifter energy.

Fire should embrace third service EMS with open arms as it allows them to do what they do best, pulling hose and making grabs, but the brass refuses to part ways from the funding EMS provides. It’s a toxic relationship that is gonna end in an ugly breakup.

Nothing is as evergreen as loser EMTs having dick measuring contests on social media.

Sometimes I forget I’m in somewhat of a political bubble and only see rational leftist thought, now and then it’s fun to see the batshit insane “left” guys. Just incredible stupidity on display from these freaks, like unironically supporting Russia to saying Biden was worse for Palestine than Trump.

We did not deserve FDR. God bless my unconstitutional king.

being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out

Gun guys are such nerds lmao

One hill I’m willing to die on in EMS is that, within reason, you should be able to be the paramedic you want to be. If an agency tries to change your style of medicine to fit their system, then quit. No system is so perfect that every paramedic should aspire to tailor their medicine to one.

Idk if my birthday being on international women’s day is more of an affront to women or myself

NSTEMIs are more fun clinically than STEMIs. They actually require investigative work along with nuanced knowledge of ECGs.

Sexting is cringe

Billie Mays dying from coke was an oddly formative celebrity death for me as a kid

It’s weird when medics are so confrontational, like my engine crew and trainers were hyper aggressive with my homeless STEMI patient then all shut up when I saw the ST elevation and immediately asked my partner for ASA. They were gawking for a repeat 12 while I was ready to go lol.

Eugenics and medicine are a pairing that come together far too often to call it a coincidence

The proliferation of SPEDs among young men, particularly lifters who use testosterone, is gonna lead to some fun 911 calls over the next few years. Decreased SV in people who likely have LVH (particularly during exercise like intercourse) might precipitate, at a minimum, ACS in these dudes.

My ideology has shifted entirely into bullying geeks

TikTok has become a bitch made app, I can’t even call nazis nazis anymore.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Go birds

Kill Tony is make a wish for slobbering idiots that thought spamming racial slurs in COD was funny

People who add extra letters to their job titles are geeks

You shouldn’t cheer for comic box movies doing bad at the box office bc they’re tasteless and diminish cinema, but bc it means the nerds lose.

Next time I’m at a structure fire, I’ll take scene command and tell everyone to whip out their dicks and piss on it, then ask for piss donations from bystanders, then act shocked when the surrounding structures go up in flames as well. That’s the democrats playbook since Bush.

Kill all chiropractors

Hell yea. Good for you man, fuck the Browns (Former Browns fan)

If you’re a medic that wears a vest and is not apart of a TEMS team/hostile scene, you’re compensating. It draws a direct parallel between us and LEO, which we are not nor ever will or should be.