If you don't mutter "Edward plate hands" to yourself as you move 4-5 plates from the dishwasher to the cabinet by clasping them between all your fingers, are you even living? - ThreadSky

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mirya.bsky.social • 56 days ago

If you don't mutter "Edward plate hands" to yourself as you move 4-5 plates from the dishwasher to the cabinet by clasping them between all your fingers, are you even living?

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trevorpk.bsky.social•56 days ago

Because when I move plates to the cupboard from the dishwasher, they also have bowls on top. 💪

stephen-bergstrom.bsky.social•56 days ago

Butter knife Wolverine agrees with you 100%.

butchugal.bsky.social•56 days ago

Until the first time you drop four of the eight plates you own. Ask me how I know.

mattcrespi.bsky.social•56 days ago

Yeah, I don't have nearly enough confidence in my grip strength at the individual finger level to attempt this. Also, my plates are heavier than Mirya's plates, I tell myself based on no evidence to make myself feel better.

mirya.bsky.social•56 days ago

The HEAVIEST plates I'm sure, Matt. I'm sure.

mattcrespi.bsky.social•56 days ago

Thank you. That's a load of my mind (ego). It's confirmed. So heavy. Big chonky ceramic dinner plates. TBTF (To Big To Ferrybetweenonlytwofingers).

mirya.bsky.social•56 days ago

Yes this is my humblebrag that I already unloaded the dishwasher this morning. It's all downhill from here, in terms of getting things done.