I'm not here, Margaret. - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

rae4dogs.bsky.social•66 days ago

Hahahaha! How old do you have to be to understand the reference?

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the2bwedeserve.bsky.social•66 days ago

Wait til Deadpool sees this

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cria1123.bsky.social•66 days ago

🤣

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jrasputin2013.bsky.social•66 days ago

"Your prayer is very important to us. Please stay on the line..."

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armymomjenn.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂😂😂

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cygnusxyz.bsky.social•66 days ago

This true? Need to know if I should start getting my shit together now or if I can procrastinate some more ...

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magnificom.bsky.social•66 days ago

😢 Where are you?

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raoulhubris.bsky.social•66 days ago

I’ve got Chelsea on line 3.

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jamespb.bsky.social•66 days ago

We've noticed 😞

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noodle557.bsky.social•66 days ago

Red Asshats
learning to goosestep
in
gold lame shoes
through Europe
& downtown USA
Singing the
Russian National Anthem
peeling potatoes
or carrying
the golden pisspot
if hisassholiness
grants
Pions
the permission
or they have the
bitcoin to pay
for the privilege
Defund Elon Now!
Mars here.

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rewdawakening.bsky.social•66 days ago

lol 😂

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bluegreenandtrue.bsky.social•66 days ago

Mary and God.

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istartedajoke99.bsky.social•66 days ago

A little late about answering back

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coachlydia.bsky.social•66 days ago

Ouch.

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johnpauljoel.bsky.social•66 days ago

Never was

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suzai.bsky.social•65 days ago

God damnit, God

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mex67.bsky.social•65 days ago

Well after so many years, you finally answered her.
I guess I believe now!

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mmc06of9.bsky.social•65 days ago

So, then where the heck are you? As a Margaret, I'm still hopeful. 💙

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thenaturalpolymath.bsky.social•66 days ago

Thatcher? Bc I’m pretty sure she’s in the other place.

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scottinzurich.bsky.social•66 days ago

But vodka might be here.

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jennifercummings.bsky.social•66 days ago

This was in secreted rotation in my 8 th grade. Looking back, maybe they should’ve taught what we learned from the book?!

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autismdrawscanada.bsky.social•66 days ago

Came by, you weren’t here. Like Elvis in Kalamazoo

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deblavoy.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh that’s just mean.

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godjunior.bsky.social•66 days ago

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iamboudicca.bsky.social•66 days ago

Brilliant.

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bellatv55.bsky.social•66 days ago

she's GONNA keep calling, you know!~

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magsarnold.bsky.social•66 days ago

Omg when I saw this post I thought God meant me,it doesn’t take much to confuse me 🤣🤣🤣

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brnidgirl.bsky.social•66 days ago

Haha

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quiltersblock.bsky.social•66 days ago

Acceptance is the first step ....
:)

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doclucia.bsky.social•66 days ago

Gonna destroy my inner teen girl like that?

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learningtowrite.bsky.social•66 days ago

Where art thou, then?

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rev-d00d.bsky.social•66 days ago

Goddammit

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stargzr13.bsky.social•66 days ago

Dang....poor Margaret

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palsonia.bsky.social•65 days ago

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grolaw-me.bsky.social•66 days ago

In the therapist’s office today…

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marysez.bsky.social•66 days ago

Aww, c'mon, don't tease Margaret

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skeetofgod.bsky.social•66 days ago

This is a deep cut.

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rumrunner42.bsky.social•66 days ago

Maggie's neck agrees

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stuckncalgary.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂

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danciruli.cloud•66 days ago

GenX responds: Not for us, sir.

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anonimusnow.bsky.social•66 days ago

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thedavecalaz.bsky.social•66 days ago

Thatcher on the day she died.

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cuma75.bsky.social•66 days ago

Captain obvious, hello

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moon-icorn.bsky.social•66 days ago

That sound you hear is Gen Jones & Gen X women everywhere collectively going Oof. 😣

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jilloh.bsky.social•66 days ago

Hello, Gen X.

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kayiso64.bsky.social•65 days ago

🤣

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doylec.bsky.social•65 days ago

F U then.

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hazelklarkin.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂

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harryphan.bsky.social•66 days ago

But leave a message after the trumpets and someone will reach out to you as soon as possible. Your call is important to us

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iameldiablito.bsky.social•66 days ago

It really Blumed, One might say.

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kaneshuppert.bsky.social•66 days ago

Then how did you know it was me? Are you messing with me, God?

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nibberdoo.bsky.social•66 days ago

Tell me about it.

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theangryblackwoman.bsky.social•66 days ago

Watching that movie tonight! I wore that book out when I was young.

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mrswabin.bsky.social•66 days ago

😆🤣😂

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coloradocitizen.bsky.social•66 days ago

She needs you like the rest of us. Lol.

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davongodwin.bsky.social•66 days ago

😢

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homie-ostasis.bsky.social•66 days ago

He’s here. I’ll send Him home. Sorry, Margaret.

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coletteann.bsky.social•66 days ago

No shit!

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zen4ever2us.bsky.social•66 days ago

I’m telling her you’re here. You can’t hide. 😂

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drjt4real.bsky.social•66 days ago

#lol

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old-tired.bsky.social•66 days ago

I've known that for years.

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madammimm.bsky.social•66 days ago

One of the shirts I wore on rotation when working customer support back in the day:

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munder.bsky.social•66 days ago

Judy Blume FTW

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hollykins.bsky.social•65 days ago

I mean like never, or just for today.

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rockerchickphilly.bsky.social•66 days ago

You win the internet today and are awarded 12 useless points. Most get 10 but you being god and all…

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usuallytactless.bsky.social•66 days ago

Dammit.

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imitasiansf.bsky.social•66 days ago

Hahahahaha!

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oregongraysky.bsky.social•66 days ago

But are you THERE?

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showercurtainfella.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh God, You Devil.

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robbi4.bsky.social•66 days ago

😆

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chasing-clarity.bsky.social•66 days ago

🤣 Good one, God. Of course, Margaret is no longer here either. She’s been banned from our school libraries for mentioning, uh, er, men-stru-a-tion.

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resisternana.bsky.social•66 days ago

Santa Claus is and I am a big believer in Santa. Call me a Clausist as I believe in the good works and love sharing in Santa’s name. Most of the gods created by man are vindictive assholes. You @godpod.bsky.social are okay.

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