Why do things have to happen? Why can't they just sit there and be good? - ThreadSky

skeetofgod.bsky.social • 23 days ago

Why do things have to happen?

Why can't they just sit there and be good?

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denitiodeltoro.bsky.social•23 days ago

I just wish you’d blink

barkingaudio.bsky.social•23 days ago

Because then we'd be flowing in space with no Earth!

d-a-d.bsky.social•23 days ago

Don't blame us for your faults.😁

geodudehht.bsky.social•23 days ago

HOW ABOUT YOU TELL ME GOD

obamarockscarter.bsky.social•23 days ago

I agree

bobcoxauthor.bsky.social•23 days ago

It’s your damn fault for inventing entropy. I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but really … maybe it’s time to rethink the whole structure of the Universe?

adhpa.bsky.social•23 days ago

You started this shit....just sayin...lol...love you for it really...mostly...except the people part sometimes

oversizedhobbit.bsky.social•23 days ago

Because what else would @endeavorance.camp talk about? (Plenty, of course, but still, the bit is worthwhile)

speckledjimreborn.bsky.social•23 days ago

An excellent point your Holiness.

The League of Superheroes would not be complete if we didnt have at least one deity on the team, and the good news is that you have been selected by Dr Chronos and Red Mister.

From time to time we may require miracles.

uberfahr.bsky.social•23 days ago

Can You Make Things Great Again? Please. #MTGA

plot69.bsky.social•22 days ago

I’ve been sitting here, being exceedingly well-behaved for what feels like an eternity—by which I mean an hour—waiting… waiting for my food delivery.

At this point, I suspect it has either achieved sentience and decided to live its own life or been intercepted by a cosmic entity God !!

atomic-lennin.bsky.social•5 days ago

We blame this on you

averagemealworm.bsky.social•23 days ago

yeah

damntam.bsky.social•23 days ago

(Sorry) I think those are called tradwives 😬

dominiccottrill.bsky.social•23 days ago

Just thank your lucky stars the orange Turd didn't blame you for the crash.

manita41176347.bsky.social•23 days ago

so?

nornirisheejit.bsky.social•23 days ago

Why did Trump have to happen? We could done without that one.

theclemsonkid.bsky.social•23 days ago

It’s your fucking string theory, man.

aljakhovhuwatch.bsky.social•23 days ago

Ah fuck.

Has this account also gone stupid?

You are god.

thenoseknow.bsky.social•23 days ago

YOU put all of this in motion !! Apparently it's one of your plans! Lost control again have you? Even your stories make no sense !!!

coldsoya.bsky.social•23 days ago

Preach god I agree word brother 🙏⁉️⁉️

rogueytwinkles.bsky.social•23 days ago

I have many ‘Why’s” for you, God..

danielkoan.bsky.social•23 days ago

Love you.

lila7.bsky.social•23 days ago

You made them.

You can unmake them.

nationaleers.bsky.social•23 days ago

You know the answer.

angryslug.bsky.social•23 days ago

I blame the quarks.

stirlingnewberry.bsky.social•23 days ago

You were the one who came up with the word "ineffability" so it's in your court.

shivvy.bsky.social•23 days ago

girl if you don’t know—

threnodyskein.bsky.social•23 days ago

You didn’t create a static world. You created a dynamic world that would go off without your intervention. You saw what happened. Your only son had to step in, and we crucified him! My advice? Next time, stick with dinosaurs and amoebas.

abitskeptical.bsky.social•23 days ago

One has to wonder why the shedding of human blood, and the temporary death of his son, who was also himself in the flesh, was the only way he could think of to forgive people for being as he created them...imperfect. And especially given that he supposedly abhorred human sacrifices.

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