Trump: "Kamala is coming for your stairs, folks. And she'll get every single step. Escalators too. You'll have to crawl up the sides of buildings like - look. What we dealing with here is the greatest stair heist in history. Maybe ever."
When I’m elected we will have such beautiful stairs just the best stairs you won’t believe it just the other day a big strong man came up to me you know the type and he says sir I was moved to tears by your stairs and he’s never cried before can you believe it folks and it happens all the time peopl
e and she's gonna do it she'll rip them up day one. stairs in your family for generations and now bam - completely smashed to pieces and you'll cry. i'd cry if i thought about but it won't happen folks. no. we're taking our stairs back *claps twice and points at crowd* this guy knows what i'm talkin
I was going to run a pic I have of a cow with a window on its side, but then decided nah, maybe the world doesn't want that sprung on them in their feed. It's over at my flickr page, with "fistulated ruminant" in the name or description.
When I was in about second grade, I went, with other Cub Scouts, to the university's dairy farm, and among its wonders (there was a clear milk pipe running along a wall) was a piece of hardware the dairy guy said was a window in the side of a cow that they'd had. I was, of course, impressed.
Over the years, I decided I must have imagined this-- it was just too goofy! Then, a decade after leaving grade school, I was sorting slides for the USDA Forest Service, and BAMMO! There was a guy reaching into a cow.
Once again, truth was too weird for me to believe.
You can have cows in your building; you can have windows in your building. but putting cows AND windows in the same building? no. come on folks, that's just common sense.
Who talked. WHO. FREAKING. TALKED.
Y'all know that the last payment to our prepaid cards from Soros were totally contingent on the right wing finding out about the weather, the cows, and windows.
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https://www.montanarightnow.com/butte/family-says-cows-broke-into-their-new-house-in-montana/article_8a94ee38-83c3-11e9-9323-c369d40bb683.html
But windows??? Like... Did someone tell him the commies created brutalism and that's what he took from it?
Someone else went off in a quote post and what the fuck
For those who don't really know, do be careful about looking this up.
He messed that one up.
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Humans need sunlight!
https://www.archpaper.com/2023/08/university-california-abandons-windowless-dorm-munger-hall/
Do ur research
Also that cow is very cute I want to scritch nose
Once again, truth was too weird for me to believe.
It's a bit like crocodiles and alligators, it is almost impossible to tell which one is biting into your thigh.
Or windows in cows. I always get those mixed up.
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Y'all know that the last payment to our prepaid cards from Soros were totally contingent on the right wing finding out about the weather, the cows, and windows.