Guys I just opened one of those little thin produce bags on the first try. 🤯 My wings unfurl. I glow with power. It has been nice to know you. Soon, I Ascend
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I asked the produce guy one day, and he told me to lick my fingers first! That's disgusting, I thought. Now I stand there until the misters go off and stick my fingers in that
We shall watch with wonder as you bid farewell to the shackles of existence and Ascend, floating aloft into the heavens on wings of crinkly green gossamer.
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But yeah that makes sense
(the only secret I know is that Co-op's bags are waaaaaaaaay easier to open than Sobeys')
“Thiiiis is what you will becooooome”
Past self: “oh god no, no I will change”
*they disappear*
Me
> wtf